1. A jewelry cleaning pen — aka the ~Dazzle Stick~ — that'll do just that: Make all your favorite pieces dazzle again and rid them from any cloudiness in a matter of minutes.
2. A wood conditioner made with a beeswax and orange oil formula that'll basically be a spa treatment for your wood surfaces. It polishes, creates a protective layer, and helps prevent the wood from drying out or fading.
3. A hard-water remover to *finally* and *easily* rid glass surfaces from that cloudy film. You may end up running into your practically invisible shower door, though — you've been warned.
4. Fizzy tablets that'll save your bottles from stained-on grime and nasty odors. If you thought your bottle was a goner, think again!

5. A compact hair roller so you don't have to lug out a giant vacuum just to remove the mounds of pet hair that's accumulated on your couch. That's time-consuming and too much effort!
6. A power-drill brush attachment to deep clean showers, ovens, sinks, and anything that has unbeatable stains (until now that is!) with complete ease. Really, you'll *want* to clean things when you realize this ends up doing all the work for you.
7. A powerful grout cleaner, because beautiful, grime-free grout lives under all that dirt, you just have to believe, scrub (automatic brush, anyone?), and use a little bit of this magic:

8. A magic carpet spot cleaner with such unbelievable results, you'll rethink everything you've ever known about stain removers. I mean, my eyes can't even believe what they are witnessing here. Like, have you ever spilled black ink? You know the panic.
9. A multipurpose car cleaner that basically screams, "I CAN DO IT ALL," and then genuinely does it all. Use it to scrub leather, vinyl, upholstery, carpet, plastic, and any part of your ride that could use a sparkle.

10. A set of cleaning sponges so you're prepared to tackle any tough surface-cleaning job the moment you spot it — from marker scribbles to the seemingly permanent stains in your bathtub.

11. An impressive stain remover that'll look rust stains straight in the eyes and say, "Stains, who??" And then completely destroy them right then and there. HELLO, look at this proof!!!
12. A concentrated gel so your shower grout and sealant can be F-R-E-E from mold and mildew build-up. May you no longer be completely grossed out by your bathroom!

13. A bottle of dishwashing booster powder that'll bring certain residue-covered dishes back to life all in one rinse cycle. Yes! ONE CYCLE!

14. A cleaning K-cup for the quickest, easiest Keurig cleaning ever. Pop one of these bad boys in, rinse through a few times, and poof, you're done.
15. A shoe whitener that'll give your white kicks a much needed refresh. Dab, dab, dab this stuff on and your sneakers will look like they came straight outta the box.

16. A leaf shine formula to breathe new life into your plants' appearance. No extra watering, feeding, replanting here! Just a few spritzes and your plant baby is on its way to its New Year look.

17. A food-grade mineral oil for rejuvenating dry, wooden kitchenware back to its original vibrancy. It's tasteless, odorless, colorless, and is safe to use on cutting boards, butcher blocks, countertops, and wooden bowls and utensils.
18. A leather restoring polish that'll breathe new life into your furniture, bags, and shoes. Look how happy this little red chair is!
19. A headlight restoration system because drivin' around with foggy lights = bad, and spending tons of money to replace headlights = bad. This solves both of those dilemmas!

20. A cooktop cleaning kit for tackling grease, stubborn stains, and burnt-on residue — you know, all things you don't want to and shouldn't spend hours cleaning up on jam-packed weeks.

21. A septic-safe, jetted tub system cleaner to thoroughly remove all the grime that secretly builds up in your bathtub like a little, RUDE sneak. Just peep those dirty bubbles!!!
22. A drain snake that'll pull (little effort on your part) an unsightly amount of hair from the depths of your drain. Yikes, these are some nauseatingly impressive results:

23. A cruelty-free, non-toxic, hypoallergenic, natural stain remover so effective, it can even rid your white shirts from those dreaded pit stains. Just spray, wash, dry, and be amazed.

24. A pet stain and odor remover to basically reverse time and make it as if your fur child never had an indoor accident in the first place!

25. A suede and leather brush that'll get the annoying scuffs and salt lines off of your favorite shoes, bags, journals, coats, and the like. Point is, stains have no room in your closet, no they do not.

26. A pumice stone with a helpful handle that'll be the easiest and most effective way to remove nasty stains from your toilets, sinks, and tubs. Maybe now you'll have the courage to tackle that grimy toilet...

27. A wine stain remover you'll be grapeful to have stored under the sink when an unexpected spill strikes.
