I Ranked All The Fashion From Episode 5 Of The "Gossip Girl" Reboot, And My Jaw Is Still On The Floor

    Drama and costumes and guest stars, oh my!

    Kayla Harrington
    by Kayla Harrington

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Happy Halloween, Upper East Siders! Welcome back to week five of judging all the fashion from our favorite morally compromised Manhattan residents.

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    We're diving straight into all the looks from Episode 5: "Hope Sinks."

    19. Wendy's Little House on the Prairie–esque dress:

    Wendy wears a wide collared ankle length dress
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    Guys, this feels like an attack on her character at this point. No one could possibly own this many ugly dresses!!

    18. Aki's undercover pastel look:

    Aki wears a pastel hooded sweatshirt under a puffy jacket
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    The men on this show don't always step their fashion game up, but I appreciate effort when I see it. I love the semi-matching colors of the sweater and jacket. Plus, Aki is such a cutie!!

    17. Julien's preppy uniform:

    Julien wears a t-shirt tucked into a uniform skirt under a letterman jacket with knee high socks and boots
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    I love the gold accents on her jacket and the way her shirttail is longer than the jacket hem. But, as stated before, fanny packs are not cute, no matter which high-end brand makes them!!

    16. Nelly Yuki's groovy costume:

    Nelly Yuki wears a colorful fuzzy jacket with dark sunglasses
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    IT'S NELLY YUKI, BITCHES!! Our favorite Constance genius has returned to us and, though it was brief, she still made such a splash in this coat.

    15. Zoya's unique flannel accessory:

    Zoya wears a two toned flannel shirt over a uniform sweater
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    Two flannel patterns at the same time?!?! It shouldn't work, but it totally does!! I mean, why rock only one flannel when you can rock two, right??

    14. Julien's sweet turtleneck sweater:

    Julien wears an oversized patterned turtleneck sweater
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    I see Miss JC is following in her baby sister's footsteps with this sweater! Oversized? Check! Patterned? Check! Looking adorable? Absolutely check!! 

    13. Luna's casual bar fit:

    Luna wears a short lace dress under a suede jacket
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    Even when wearing a simple dress and jacket, Luna outshines everyone.

    12. Audrey's all-gray cozy moment:

    Audrey wears a long sleeve shirt tucked into a pair of matching colored pants
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    I swear I thought this was a pajama set the first time I saw it. But alas, it's a top and pants set. It's still super cute and I love how comfortable she looks!

    11. Monet's pin-stripe boss look:

    Monet wears a pin-stripe skirt suit with oversized earrings
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    Monet showing up to a bar in a skirt suit is such a bad bitch moment. If you don't stan Monet, what are you even doing????

    10. Zoya's femme fatale jumpsuit:

    Zoya wears a leather tank top jumpsuit
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    These are the Zoya looks I'm LIVING for! While it's definitely outside of her normal flannels and sweater, she looked both gorgeous and confident in this suit. More of this side of Z, please and thank you!!

    9. Julien's on-the-town mini dress:

    Julien wears a short snakeskin tank top dress
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    Short, sweet, but with a daring twist due to the snakeskin. Incredible.

    8. Luna and Monet's coordinated uniforms:

    Luna wears a striped sweater with matching neck tie and Monet wears a button up blouse under a cardigan tucked into a skirt
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    While the Constance girls are required to wear uniforms, I love how Luna and Monet seem to strategically coordinate so they're wearing the same shades of color in the same order. A true bestie moment if I've ever seen one.

    7. Luna and Monet's '90s-style uniforms:

    Luna wears an oversized patterned sweater and Monet wears a striped blazer with a '90s style hat
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    Between the crimped hair, patterned sweater, and newsboy cap, this is the best take on the Constance uniforms period. There's no contest.

    6. Luna's casual seamstress fit:

    Luna wears jeans with a floral print tank top
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    How can someone look so beautiful while wearing such simple clothes??? The world will never know!

    5. Monet's sexy scheming look:

    Monet wears high waisted leather pants and a strapless plaid bandeau
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    Monet is just KILLING the fashion game and, honestly, no one can touch her!! From the top to the jewelry to the way she's standing, none of these girlies can do it like Monet!!!

    4. Billy Porter's sparkly extravaganza:

    Billy Porter wears a sparkly robe with feathers on the cuffs with a top hat
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    I mean, are you surprised our resident king of fashion is this high up??? This outfit is so on brand for Billy: extra, elegant, and EVERYTHING!!!

    3. Luna and Monet's glamorous legend looks:

    Monet wears a bedazzled denim bustier and Luna wears a sheer lace bustier
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    I need more matching looks from our favorite BFFs! Also, Luna with blonde hair and blue eyes???? Yes please!!

    2. Zoya and Julien's iconic sister costumes:

    Zoya wears a bright colored gown under an overcoat and Julien wears a v-neck sparkly gown under an overcoat
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    I gasped when Zoya thought of going as Bey and Solange from the infamous 2014 Met Gala elevator incident. Luna and Monet were right to be impressed; this plan was genius!

    1. And finally, these OG Gossip Girl couples costumes:

    Pippa wears a strapless gown, Julien wears a light colored suit, Zoya wears a dark colored suit, and Bianca wears a tank top gown with a giant bow on the shoulder
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    What could I possibly say about this moment that hasn't been said already??? From Bianca and Pippa showing up as Blair and Serena for a "New York Legends" party to Julien's quick thinking of changing into Dan and Chuck, this moment will truly go down in this show's history as instantly iconic. I will never stop screaming about this!!

    That's all for this week, my darlings!! See you for next week's finale!!

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