25 Times Black Twitter Hilariously Explained What They Would Use Their New Superpowers On

    It's morphin' time!

    For the first time in 400 years, the planets Jupiter and Saturn will be aligned and visible to the naked eye in what is known as the “great conjunction.”

    And, according to the researchers at Twitter dot com, this planetary alignment may be the key to unlocking the superpowers that are lying dormant within Black people.

    Of course, the Internet had a field day with this information. Below are some of the best reactions to this cosmic change:

    1.

    "Your student loan payment is due" Me on #December21st:

    2.

    Me traveling back to 1955 with my superpowers to eat in a White’s Only diner. #December21st

    3.

    BITCH THE LIGHTS WENT OUT BITCH MY POWERS CAME #December21st

    4.

    My nephew already got his superpowers #December21st

    5.

    We was singin I believe I Can Fly at my 5th grade graduation and look at us now FLYING #December21st

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    My dog just start talking to me I don’t know if that mean she’s black or if my super power is I can talk to animals.

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    The east coast already don't know how to act #December21st

    8.

    aye black twitter y’all get y’all schedules yet?? i’m tryna see who i got lunch with #December21st

    9.

    hold on i think i’m getting activated #December21st

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    Judge: did you know it was illegal to teleport into bank vaults? me in court:

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    “You know, us getting superpowers got me thinking about how you were my hero when I was fighting demons. Hope I’m not the villain anymore. Stay blessed” #December21st

    12.

    Me in this damn house trying to move shit with my mind like I’m Prue Halliwell #December21st

    13.

    I can feel my student loans disappearing from my memory. My powers are here y’all.

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    Me using my powers to go back to 2006 to fight the stingray that took out Steve Irwin

    16.

    we attending this bitch tomorrow 💀 #December21st

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    18.

    Beyoncé waking up today: #December21st

    19.

    Everyone watching each other’s powers kick in

    20.

    Calling upon the ancestors on December 21st #December21st

    21.

    PSA to all black ppl : this is the official signal for when we are needed our city #December21st

    22.

    “Honey have you found my negro suit???” #December21st

    23.

    Aye aye aye y’all know what time it is! #December21st

    24.

    I just poured water with the lights off & didn’t spill ... IT IS TIME BLACK TWITTER!!!!!!!!! #December21st

    25.

    oh my god... Jason Derulo is levitating down the stairs at the Met Gala