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Can You Tell Which Marvel Actor This Is From His Unwaxed Chest?

PETITION TO LET ALL OF THEM GROW THEIR HAIR BACK OUT.

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  1. Let's start with an easy one. Whose chest is this?

    Class 5 Films
    Chris Evans
    Chris Pratt
    Mark Ruffalo
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Mark Ruffalo!

    Ruffalo is basically the only dude so far who hasn't been forced to wax — maybe because Bruce Banner is an Aggressively Regular Dude, maybe because some right mind prevailed in this argument. Regardless, thank u based god.

    It's Mark Ruffalo!
    Thanks For Sharing, Class 5 Films
  2. Okay, a little bit tougher. Whose chest is this?

    Twentieth Century Fox
    Sebastian Stan
    Chris Evans
    Charlie Cox
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Chris Evans!

    Evans was allowed to be ~fully bloomed~ in 2005's Fantastic Four movie, when he played the Human Torch. Hopefully nothing got too singed.

    It's Chris Evans!
    Fantastic Four, Twentieth Century Fox
  3. Whose chest is this?

    Via instagram.com
    Chris Pratt
    Robert Downey, Jr.
    Charlie Cox
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Chris Pratt!

    Who is, by the way, equally as attractive in the early seasons of Parks and Recreation. BYE, HATERS.

    It's Chris Pratt!
    Via instagram.com
  4. Whose chest is this?

    Miasma Films
    Anthony Mackie
    Chadwick Boseman
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Anthony Mackie!

    Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson is a revelation. You know what would be a further revelation? Letting him take his shirt off in the next movie. Free idea, Marvel.

    It's Anthony Mackie!
    Brother to Brother, Miasma Films
  5. Whose chest is this?

    Paramount Pictures
    Jeremy Renner
    Tom Hiddleston
    Sebastian Stan
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Sebastian Stan!

    WHO SHAVES BUCKY IN THE FREEZER?

    It's Sebastian Stan!
    Captain America: The First Avenger, Paramount Pictures
  6. Whose chest is this?

    BBC
    Robert Downey, Jr.
    Charlie Cox
    Tom Hiddleston
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Robert Downey, Jr.!

    Not the most drastic change, and probably the most understandable given the giant hole in the middle of Tony Stark's chest where the arc reactor needs to go.

    It's Robert Downey, Jr.!
    Wonder Boys, BBC
  7. Whose glorious mane is this?

    HBO
    Jeremy Renner
    Chris Evans
    Charlie Cox
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Charlie Cox!

    I understand this, I do. When you're working out for like sixty hours a day and eating nothing but whey protein, you want people to be able to see your abs. I get it. AND YET...

    It's Charlie Cox!
    Boardwalk Empire, HBO
  8. Whose chest is this?

    Showtime
    Anthony Mackie
    Don Cheadle
    Chadwick Boseman
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Don Cheadle!

    The superior of the two Rhodeys kicked ass and took names in Iron Man 3, and I for one hope he shows up in future films.

    It's Don Cheadle!
    House of Lies, Showtime
  9. BONUS: Whose chest is this?

    Paramount Pictures
    This is clearly Chris Hemsworth. I know this because of reasons.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You're right. It's Chris Hemsworth.

    Any excuse to look at screencaps of this scene tbh.

    You're right. It's Chris Hemsworth.
    Thor, Paramount Pictures

Can You Tell Which Marvel Actor This Is From His Unwaxed Chest?

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