1. People that rip up beer mats and scatter the piece EVERYWHERE
2. Smashing a glass and the entire bar shouting, "WHEEEYYYY!"
3. When the barrel runs out half way through a pint
4. You and your friends being on different shift patterns
5. Realising that you can't all book the same week off
6. People that click their fingers to get your attention
7. People that order a big round, one drink at a time
8. People that order 15 drinks in one breath
9. People that order a glass of wine, and then decide they don't like it
10. People that make a huge order, and then ask for a Guinness at the end
11. When a customer thinks you're flirting with them
12. When a customer flirts with you
13. "HOW MUCH?!"
14. Closing down the bar, and then realising you're opening it up in less than 9 hours
15. People who order their drink while they're on the phone
16. People that hand you a beer drenched note as payment
17. People that stand and wave their money at you
18. Unsupervised. Children.
19. "SURPRISE ME...!"
20. Coming home and stinking of an actual brewery
21. Making your toilet break longer than necessary just so you can sit down
22. Having to list your entire wine stock to the customer that won't read the menu
23. People that can't pronounce the fancy wine they're trying to order
24. People that drink even slower when you ask them to drink up
25. LIPSTICK. ON. FREAKING. WINE. GLASSES.
26. "I WON'T BE COMING HERE AGAIN!"
27. Payday Weekend
28. Bank Holidays
29. Christmas Office Parties
30. When your manager asks you to tell the big group in the corner to keep it down
31. When the regulars have had too much and start telling you about their personal lives
32. "TIME TO LEAN, TIME TO CLEAN!"
33. Walking into the toilet at the end of your shift and seeing unspeakable things
34. SPLIT. SHIFTS.
35. "WHY DON'T YOU SMILE?"
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