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21 Things Every Redhead Knows To Be True

We earn a freckle for every soul we steal.

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1. You've referred to yourself as "strawberry blonde" on more than ten occasions.

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2. You're constantly getting mistaken for another ginger.

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Yes, we have the same color hair. No, we are not related.

3. And if there are more than two of you at a party, someone's gonna have to go.

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4. Childhood trips to the hair salon would undoubtedly consist of random people asking for your exact shade.

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5. And they were always the first to remind you that you'd never be able to get your natural color back if you dyed it.

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6. Your legs always had more bruises than the average kid on the playground.

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7. But you were NEVER left out of your friends' Spice Girls tribute band thanks to this queen.

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8. All your friends think it's funny to tag you in the latest ginger gathering post on Facebook.

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9. You’re always the most popular person in the bar on St Patrick’s Day because red hair = Irish, right?

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10. If something bad happens, everyone automatically blames you.

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11. You take genuine offense when a celebrity redhead dyes their hair.

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12. Under NO circumstances will you be caught dead wearing orange.

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13. Ron Weasley is, quite literally, your king.

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14. You're overcome with envy when you see a redhead with visible eyebrows.

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15. You've perfected your reply to the inevitable "carpet matching the drapes" question.

16. No one EVER calls you by your actual name.

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Just "Ginge" or "Red."

17. In fact, you've been called some of the most unimaginative nicknames out there.

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18. But you always had a killer comeback line waiting on the edge of your razor-sharp tongue.

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"At least I can dye my hair, but what are you gonna do about that face?"

19. You don't even think about stepping outside without first applying your trusty SPF 75.

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20. You've mastered the art of going on vacation and returning paler than when you left.

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21. But you did manage to get a tan that one time, and you'll continue to remind people at every opportunity until the day you die.

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Haters gonna hate.

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