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21 Life Lessons We Learned From "Cougar Town"

Wine Wednesday will never be the same.

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1. One of the most valuable things we ever learned from Cougar Town was how to play Penny Can...

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Moving Target. Backboard. Stache-Attack. PENNYYY CANNNNNN.

2. ... And that all of life's questions can be answered with the Truth Gun.

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Where do we buy one?!

3. A glass of wine a day will keep the doctor away.

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Nobody ever said anything about the size of the glass.

4. People are the absolute WORST.

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Ellie Torres is the only hero you'll ever need.

5. Bromance is real and it is beautiful.

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Yo, Matt & Ben, I'ma let you finish but Bobby & Andy have the greatest Bromance of all time.

6. How to run like Tom Cruise.

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It honestly just feels so much faster.

7. The harsh realities of adulthood may turn out to be more than we bargained for.

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RIP Big Joe (2007-2010)

8. Everyone appreciates a sassy pun.

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"WHUT WHUUUUUUT!"

9. Tequila is a perfect substitute for wine.

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Well, almost a perfect substitute.

10. Never be ashamed of the contents of your fridge.

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Two of the most important food groups are, in fact, alcohol and fried dough pastry.

11. The art of justifying your bad decisions.

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#StrideOfPride

12. Laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine.

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Bobby Cobb for president.

13. Embrace your eyes, whatever size they may be.

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"WHO PUT THE VANITY PLATES ON MY CAR THAT SAY TINY EYES?!"

14. Any game can be a drinking game if you put your mind to it.

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Every time you see a wine glass on this list, drink.

15. Being an adult sometimes sucks...

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Once in a while you just gotta take a duvet day.

16. ...but wine will, in fact, make it 93% better.

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Except you've still got 99 problems and that red wine hangover is ALL OF THEM.

17. How to deliver the perfect put down.

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A lesson from the best. #QueenOfMean

18. Always be yourself...

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Even if you are a total bitch most of the time.

19. And never let anyone's negative opinions of you bring you down.

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Always keep it 100. Laurie style.

20. Because life is too short for regrets.

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#OneLastPour

21. And if sitting around drinking wine with your best friends is all your life amounts to, then that's OK.

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We'll miss you, Cul-de-sac Crew!

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