1. Offer WiFi As Bribe
2. Don’t just be the Tooth Fairy, BE the Tooth Fairy
3. Candy Ain’t Just For Kids
Sincere apologies if the twins give you a headache.
- Portable Milk Machine and Diaper Changer
4. Your XXL T-Shirt + Black Marker = DIY Get Along Shirt
5. Water Balloons. Enough Said.
6. Make Halloween Special For Everyone Around Them
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
7. Teach Them The Importance Of Facebook
The sooner, the better.
- Mall of America, the largest mall in the country, is hosting its first ever black Santa 🎅🏿