1. Offer WiFi As Bribe
2. Don’t just be the Tooth Fairy, BE the Tooth Fairy
3. Candy Ain’t Just For Kids
Sincere apologies if the twins give you a headache.
- Portable Milk Machine and Diaper Changer
4. Your XXL T-Shirt + Black Marker = DIY Get Along Shirt
5. Water Balloons. Enough Said.
6. Make Halloween Special For Everyone Around Them
Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.
7. Teach Them The Importance Of Facebook
The sooner, the better.
- Swedes are confused after Trump talked about a nonexistent incident in Sweden during his rally in Florida 🇸🇪🙃
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."