1. A wonderfully spoopy peekaboo black cat pendant necklace that's perfect for Halloween, but also adorbs if you find yourself ~feline~ like wearing it year-round.
2. A pair of sleek silicone mask applicator brushes with several benefits that'll make a mask day more effortless (and therefore more relaxing): They evenly spread a thick layer of product without any getting caught or wasted in bristles, are easy to clean, and reduce mess!
3. As-seen-on-TV Debbie Meyer GreenBags here to save you major waste and $$$. They can keep your produce fresher much longer and be reused 8 to 10 times!!!
4. A hilariously graphic cat butt coloring book that any animal lover will find to be a hole lot of fun. Besides, you've already exhausted all of your G-rated coloring books and are ready to ~tush~ the boundaries.
5. A bestselling foot balm you can roll right onto your cracked tootsies for instant relief. It'll actually look nice on your dresser, too — can you say that about any other foot cream?
6. Maybelline's The Falsies washable mascara, a super-volumizing formula that over 1,000 reviewers swear by for fabulously long-looking lashes.
7. A set of fine-tip llama pens sure to make you say "Alpaca few in my bag so I always have something to write down my brilliant ideas."
8. Absolutely OMG-worthy bubble tea earrings that are basically tapioca-lling your name.
9. A precious and punny sticker to remind you not to get ~bear~ied under insecurities at work. You got this, and can handle marsupiall the things that get thrown at you!
10. A double-sided tongue scraper and brush, aka the oral hygiene gadget you never knew you needed. Buh-bye, bad breath and aftertastes, I won't miss you.
11. A bar of fancy French shea butter soap without the fancy price tag. That plus the over 2,000 positive reviews have me saying "Oui, s'il vous plaît."
12. Pus-absorbing, pimple-eliminating patches, because they've got over 3,000 positive reviews and you've seen us mention them at least that many times in posts — isn't it finally time you tried them?
13. Or a more ~aesthetic~ version if you prefer a pimple-shrinking product you'll actually want to take selfies in.
14. A whimsical double-layer bear face glass ~ear~ to make your morning juice, your afternoon tea, and everything in between a little sweeter.
15. Fruity Revlon Kiss lip balm, a tinted SPF 20 lippie that's like your fave scented lip balm of your youth all grown up and made more practical. Listen, sun safety is sexy!
16. Bold houndstooth crew socks it would be a shame to keep hidden under boots. Think how cool they'd look peeking out of sneakers, or — yes — even heels.
17. A silicone dishwasher bag you can roll up smaller items in vertically or horizontally, so you literally won't have to sweat the small stuff when doing dishes anymore.
18. A cruelty-free nail polish remover that works on pretty much all polish types and will put every other remover you've tried to shame (take it from me).
19. Crunchy garlic with chili oil for adding just the right amount of spice to all your homemade meals and sure to make you (gar)lick your lips.
20. A LOL-worthy screaming goat figure who is honestly a very, very big mood (especially these days). Just press him and he lets out a shriek!
21. A three-in-one Cuisinart burger press with molds sized for regular patties and sliders, plus a tool that'll make creating stuffed patties super easy. Major *chef's kiss*.
22. A hilarious fruit-shaped cat cap that'll pretty much pay for itself in entertainment value with just one picture of your kitty (though you'll be taking approximately 863).
23. Or some glittery bat wings if your pet's vibe is less sweet and more spooky.
24. A simple yet brilliant bracelet fastener sure to have you wishing you'd invented it yourself. Because every bracelet-wearing human knows the struggle of being unable to fasten a clasp by themselves without an extra limb.
25. A trendy beaded rainbow choker for a cheerful everyday signature piece that'd look extra awesome layered with your other favorite necklaces.
26. An ingenious blind cleaner brush that'll make cleaning those hard-to-reach crevices way easier. After all, letting all that dust sit there just because blinds are hard to clean would be downright (window)sill-y.
27. The cutest lil' on-the-go razor with an equally adorable carrying case that's perfect for gym bags, travel, or even leaving at your partner's house so you don't have to schlep your usual razor back and forth.
28. A colorful kitty cat sticker any cat lover's laptop or water bottle is, I'm sorry, incomplete without.
29. A nontoxic nail pawlish pen made just for puppers so you can do an at-home spa day together. In fact, their nails will probably be less of a pain to do than yours, since this stuff comes in an easy-to-apply pen form, dries quickly, and has very little scent!
30. A dainty, stackable, and adjustable brass bangle folks will think you spent at least five times as much on.
31. An aww-dorable Piggy Pop mold tray for anyone who's ever thought that pigs in a blanket should look a heck of a lot more like actual pigs, or who has ever wanted pretty much anything else in their life (from chocolate to ice to soap) to be pig shaped. Truly, who among us has not.
32. A beyond clever cruelty-free concealer pen that looks like the highlighters you had in your pencil case in high school, so it'll blend in in your bag just as well as the moisturizing, lightweight matte formula blends into your skin.
