1. A bold color-changing nail polish that adjusts based on temperature — it'll be one hue when hot and another when cold, so you don't have to commit to just one gorgeous shade and can get a cool gradient effect as it changes.
2. Or some absolutely moo-tiful cow print nail wrap stickers made from real polish for anyone who wants to ~ranch~ out from their usual French mani.
3. A clip-on ring light you can just pop on the top of your phone or laptop to help you take the best selfies (or regular pics!) of your life and look your best on video calls.
4. A lovely and You-tiful sticker displaying the logo of Madre Linda's finest establishment if you're looking to get a ~killer~ carrot cake cupcake or be trapped in a glass cage in the basement.
5. Crunchy garlic with chili oil for adding just the right amount of spice to all your homemade meals and sure to make you (gar)lick your lips.
6. Rainbow jeweled drop earrings that look a heck of a lot more expensive than they are. You can (and should) get both a pair for yourself and another to give as a gift for under $50.
7. NYX brow gel, a cruelty-free formula some reviewers call an affordable dupe for Glossier's famous Boy Brow. It'll help you get your brows in exactly the style you want and lock in the look.
8. A compilation of New York Times crossword puzzles edited by the famed Will Shortz that go from Monday (easy) to Friday (hard) so you can pick the perfect boredom buster for your mood (and how awake on a scale of Monday–Friday your brain feels) on any given day.
9. A teeny-weeny, adorable, retro-inspired Bluetooth speaker that's the perfect mix of old-school style and high-tech design. Rock out to your favorite tunes or just amuse yourself freaking out over how tiny it is!!!!
10. A ~claaawwww~some Toy Story alien car window decal you might expect to see on the Pizza Planet truck, but it'll look even cuter on your ride.
11. A paws-itively adorable kitty cat graphic sweatshirt sure to have you ~feline~ extra adorable when you wear it.
12. A pack of colorful, retractable gel pens with fine tips so you can smoothly write in every color of the rainbow.
13. Fruity Revlon Kiss lip balm, a tinted SPF 20 lippie that's like your fave scented lip balm of your youth all grown up and made more practical. Listen, sun safety is sexy!
14. Or a cute and ridiculously affordable trio of clear glosses, each with a different key ingredient boasting different benefits. Toss a different one in your bag each day to suit your mood!
15. An awww-inspiring teddy bear ears cat cap that may seem like more of a trick than a treat to your floofy friend, but is ~ear~ to bring smiles to all the humans of the house (and of Instagram).
16. A Tacosaurus so the ~rex~ of your taco Tuesday won't get all over you plate, tablecloth, and person. This fearsome friend can hold two tacos or other slim foods like sandwiches or donuts and will go down in (pre)history for how much for fun he makes suppertime.
17. A classically autumnal felt fedora available in neutral hues and bold statement colors and with over 3,000 5-star reviews, because it's the perfect way to (literally) top off any fall ensemble.
18. An absolutely iconic DoodleBob pencil holder that's 3D printed — which, if you think about it, is kind of like the high-tech version of how the original DoodleBob was born. Oh, how doomed Bikini Bottom would be if SpongeBob and Patrick had access to a 3D printer....
19. Flamingo-in-a-Santa-hat stud earrings, aka the exactly what your holiday season wardrobe has been missing all these years. They'd be just as cute to wear the next few months as they would be for some Christmas vibes in July, because when it comes to tropical birds in hats, seasons just do not apply.
20. A shimmery, long-wearing Revlon eyeshadow hundreds of reviewers adore for its glam look, creamy texture, and smooth blendability.
21. Super cute and clever cucumber-shaped, serum-infused eye patches that may be less* edible, but are also less slimy than the real thing. They're perfect for selfies, self-care days, or a combo of both.
22. A fiercely fuzztastic dragon Pip (aka Pusheen's little brother) plush with little wings, horns, and spikes on his back that are so cute it's scary. The only way to tame this dragon? Cuddles.
23. Brooklyn Botany's amazingly affordable brown sugar scrub that smells sweet but is tough on dry, dead skin, acne, and even stretch marks, and costs about a tenth as much as a spa day.
24. The cutest darn cystic-acne-fighting soap you ever did see, made with natural antibacterial and hydrating ingredients. It may look adorable, but your zits are quaking in fear rn — they just can't ~bear~ it.
25. A squee-worthy and sweet-as-honey Winnie The Pooh character scrunchie set perfect for a Disney park day pony or a cozy day at home curled up watching childhood classics.
26. A lil' on-the-go razor with an equally adorable carrying case that's perfect for gym bags, travel, or even leaving at your partner's house so you don't have to schlep your usual razor back and forth.
27. Super fun rhinestone flower pimple patches for anyone who wants to heal their zits while making a bold beauty statement.
28. A genuinely genius butter spreader knife with little holes to help you get spreadable butter from even the hardest sticks, because hanger and impossible-to-spread butter and broken toast really do not mix well. What a treat to be rid of this little problem for good.
29. An adjustable butterfly ring ready to metamorphose into — er, double as — a fidget spinner for your nervous hands. Way better than picking at your cuticles or tapping your pencil on your desk during a lecture or meeting.
30. An incredible pair of vaccine syringe and vial earrings sure to serve as a mood ~booster~ even the triple-vaxxed won't be immune to.
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