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1. A 3-in-1 avocado tool that's a splitter, de-pitter, and slicer all at once and that everyone who loves avocados even a fraction as much as Antoni Porowski basically has a right to own.
2. A luxe set of bath bombs infused with essential oils guaranteed to make you wanna stay in the tub 'til you're pruney. And you know what, go ahead and it do it — you've had a long day!
3. A pack of adulting stickers so you can reward yourself for major accomplishments such as "Almost went to the gym today," and "All my laundry is folded."
4. Polished satin PJs sure to give you sweet (and chic) dreams.
5. A sloth-shaped snack bowl, because the only things better than sloths are, well, snacks.
6. On a related note, an adorable enamel pin to remind everyone what you deserve all the time.
7. A stunning embroidered maxi dress guaranteed to get you sew many compliments at your next soirée.
8. A classic five-quart, 10-speed KitchenAid mixer that over 7,000 reviewers swear by. It's a splurge-worthy gift to yourself that'll keep on giving, in the form of the myriad delicious goodies you'll make with it.
9. Fenty Beauty Stunna Lip Paint, a bold-as-heck, hyper-pigmented lippie sure to have all eyes on you, where they should be.
10. And a mouthy mirror in which to admire your perfect look.
11. A beyond fuzzy faux fur throw blanket you won't need any time to warm up to.
12. Atlas Coffee Club, a super affordable coffee delivery service with such a cool selection of brews from around the globe, it'll even satisfy the Lorelai Gilmores of the world.
13. A truly incredible pair of Michael Scott socks featuring a joke that never gets old. Onlookers will try not to laugh, but...it'll be really hard (that's what she said).
14. A wonderfully ridiculous Jeff Goldblum shower curtain that's got The Right Stuff to make you wanna (Jurassic) Park yourself in the shower from now 'til Independence Day. Seriously, this is gonna turn you into The Grandmaster of bathroom decor, because it'll be The Fly-est curtain any of your friends have ever seen.
15. A stimulating scalp massager brush so you can replicate the ahhh-mazing feeling of getting your hair shampooed at a salon every dang day, without even leaving the house.
16. A set of bed sheet suspender straps to keep everything in place, because no one deserves to wake up tangled in their fitted sheet. No need to ~suspend~ disbelief, these are a perfect solution.
17. A flawless power suit that'll remind everyone who they're dealing with.
18. A luxurious velvet Harry Potter robe so you can rep your house when you're just hanging out around the house.
19. And to pair perfectly with the aforementioned cozy robe, a boxed set of all eight movies because Harry Potter weekends don't happen often enough, TBH.
20. An aww-worthy pizza pillow you can microwave or freeze, because pizza (real and plush) is the best the cure for pain I can think of. For best results, pair with Netflix.
21. A reusable, personalized faux-Starbucks cup, because something as important in your day as caffeine deserves its own lovely vessel. And you deserve to not have your mug snatched by Susan from accounting.
22. A gorgeous writing desk you'll actually enjoy working at.
23. A sleek initial pendant necklace that'll add such a chic personal touch to your look, you may just want to write it a love ~letter~.
24. Some decadent drinking chocolate so yummy, you'll drink it all year round.
25. Faux-patent jeweled combat boots TRULY worth of the title "shoe porn."
26. A sultry velvet bra and undie set that's a luxe upgrade on your go-to lace set, both for sexy times and when you just want to feel a little extra glam.
27. A countertop herb garden that basically does all the work for you. The LED grow lights turn on and off automatically, and there are indicators on the device to let you know when your sprouts need food or water. Finally, something that'll actually make it easy to brag to your guests, "Oh, yes, that fresh basil came from my garden."
28. And a squee-worthy color-changing, light-up unicorn umbrella that'll literally lighten your mood on rainy days.
Because you deserve the best.
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