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    Sep 21, 2019

    28 Things I Think You Deserve To Own, Okay?

    *Extremely Bruno Mars voice* ♫ You deserve it baby, you deserve it all ♫

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    1. A 3-in-1 avocado tool that's a splitter, de-pitter, and slicer all at once and that everyone who loves avocados even a fraction as much as Antoni Porowski basically has a right to own.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    It's got over 3,000 positive reviews!!!

    I have this and use it all the time. TBH, I pretty much only use the splitter knife and very rarely the slicer, but it's worth it to me even just to not have to break out a super sharp, scary knife every time I want to eat an avocado (which is often).

    Promising review: "This tool is awesome. It's easy to cut open the fruit. The pit remover works well — just push onto the pit and give it a twist, and the pit pops right out. The best part is the slicer. It makes beautiful slices for a great presentation (see attached photo of slices...okay, one side came out perfectly, and I kind of messed up the other side). The tool can then be used to scrape any remaining fruit out of the skin. Really happy I bought this tool!" —NPR MAN

    Get it from Amazon for $9.98.

    2. A luxe set of bath bombs infused with essential oils guaranteed to make you wanna stay in the tub 'til you're pruney. And you know what, go ahead and it do it — you've had a long day!

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Each bomb is made with shea butter and jojoba oil and has a different essential oil scent like lavender, peppermint, or lemon!

    Promising review: "These are the bomb. The scents are so relaxing and they leave my skin silky soft. Plus, they're all natural so they won't leave any color in the tub at all." —Gail Weisblat

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $9.59.

    3. A pack of adulting stickers so you can reward yourself for major accomplishments such as "Almost went to the gym today," and "All my laundry is folded."

    Amazon

    I know that for such monumental achievements you deserve even more of a reward, but a sticker is always a good place to start.

    Get a set of 16 from Amazon for $5.49.

    4. Polished satin PJs sure to give you sweet (and chic) dreams.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $24.98 (available in sizes S-XXL and in seven colors).

    5. A sloth-shaped snack bowl, because the only things better than sloths are, well, snacks.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $14.

    6. On a related note, an adorable enamel pin to remind everyone what you deserve all the time.

    Punkypins/Etsy

    Get it from Punkypins on Etsy for $9.75.

    7. A stunning embroidered maxi dress guaranteed to get you sew many compliments at your next soirée.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    It comes with a short slip to wear underneath so you won't have to worry about any wardrobe ~slip~ ups. Reviewers recommend sizing up!

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in sizes S-5X and in two colors).

    8. A classic five-quart, 10-speed KitchenAid mixer that over 7,000 reviewers swear by. It's a splurge-worthy gift to yourself that'll keep on giving, in the form of the myriad delicious goodies you'll make with it.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    It comes with a pouring shield and three attachments: a flat beater (for mixing thicker things like batter or mashed potatoes), a dough hook (for kneading), and a wire whip (for airy things like whipped cream and egg whites). Find more mixer attachments here.

    Promising review: "This machine is a workhorse for me. It mixes several batches of cookies at a time, and can mix large cake batters. All the attachments I've bought (pasta maker, pasta rollers, grinder, shredder, juicer, sausage stuffer) work well. The motor has enough power to shred hard cheese, grind meat and vegetables, and spit out pasta like a pro. The stainless steel bowl is heavy duty without the extra weight of the glass or ceramic bowls. The bowl cleans like a dream with just a swish of hot soapy water, but is also safe for the dishwasher. This is a great machine." —Arcadia

    Get it from Amazon for $379+ (available in 49 colors).

    9. Fenty Beauty Stunna Lip Paint, a bold-as-heck, hyper-pigmented lippie sure to have all eyes on you, where they should be.

    Sephora

    Promising review: "I wore this amazing lip paint for 13 hours with no touch-ups, and I could’ve kept going. I had three meals (including Thanksgiving) and loads of drinks and IT STAYED ON. One dip gets you enough product for several applications. I can’t quite describe how it goes on but I’ll try; it’s like painting a canvas, except the canvas is your lips. You only need one layer/swipe and you have full opacity. The applicator has a flat side that can be used as an edge to get a sharper line and more precise application. It's worth every penny and it looks good on every skin tone." —MsKMJ

    Get it from Sephora for $24 (available in eight shades).

    10. And a mouthy mirror in which to admire your perfect look.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $89.

    11. A beyond fuzzy faux fur throw blanket you won't need any time to warm up to.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    It's machine washable, so when it gets dirty you can get it clean and back around yourself ASAP.

    Promising review: "Un-freaking-believable! My family fights over this blanket. It's like being wrapped in a silky, feathery, warm cloud! It's even soft on both sides. I've been told to buy more so my family will stop fighting. It's simply like chicken noodle soup for your body." —Melinda Deas

    Get it from Amazon for $27.98+ (available in five sizes and 18 colors).

    12. Atlas Coffee Club, a super affordable coffee delivery service with such a cool selection of brews from around the globe, it'll even satisfy the Lorelai Gilmores of the world.

    Rebecca O'Connell / BuzzFeed, Kayla Suazo / BuzzFeed

    Every month, you'll get a bag of coffee and postcard from a different country, plus tips on how to brew that particular batch. You're able to choose how much you receive, if you get it delivered monthly or biweekly, and your preferred roast and grind type. Check out our full post on what three BuzzFeeders thought of Atlas Coffee Club.

    Get it from Atlas Coffee Club for $9+/month (available in three sizes, three roast types, and whole bean or ground).

    13. A truly incredible pair of Michael Scott socks featuring a joke that never gets old. Onlookers will try not to laugh, but...it'll be really hard (that's what she said).

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $12.95 (available in four colors).

    14. A wonderfully ridiculous Jeff Goldblum shower curtain that's got The Right Stuff to make you wanna (Jurassic) Park yourself in the shower from now 'til Independence Day. Seriously, this is gonna turn you into The Grandmaster of bathroom decor, because it'll be The Fly-est curtain any of your friends have ever seen.

    Amazon

    Okay, I think I'm done now. The point is, you deserve to trash your boring old shower curtain and make The Switch.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    15. A stimulating scalp massager brush so you can replicate the ahhh-mazing feeling of getting your hair shampooed at a salon every dang day, without even leaving the house.

    Mallory Mower / BuzzFeed

    It can be used on wet or dry hair and has two different speeds. It helps remove buildup of product and dead skin and increases blood flow, so it can help your hair grow and even reduce dandruff. Check out BuzzFeed's full review of this massager.

    Promising review: "I love this thing! I tend to have a pretty sensitive scalp, so I was worried that this would hurt. It didn't hurt at all, and I feel that it really helps get my scalp clean. It also didn't tangle my hair in any way, and I have a lot less buildup in my hair now." —Michelle L. Wolfe

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in five colors). Get the required AA batteries here.

    16. A set of bed sheet suspender straps to keep everything in place, because no one deserves to wake up tangled in their fitted sheet. No need to ~suspend~ disbelief, these are a perfect solution.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "My husband turns a lot in his sleep and has always woken up with the fitted sheet halfway off his side of the bed. We bought these and we have NEVER once had to adjust the sheet in the morning! These are amazing! They're the kind of thing you'll never know how you lived without before." —LindseyB

    Get a set of four from Amazon for $8.99.

    17. A flawless power suit that'll remind everyone who they're dealing with.

    Eloquii, Express

    Get the pink blazer for $119.95 and the pants for $79.95, both from Eloquii (both available in sizes 14-28). Get the purple blazer for $118 (available in sizes XXS-XL) and pants for $88, both from Express (available in sizes 00-18).

    18. A luxurious velvet Harry Potter robe so you can rep your house when you're just hanging out around the house.

    PBteen

    Plus, it's got pockets! Ten points to Hufflepuff, or whatever house the person who designed these robes is in! Let's just say Hufflepuff because that's clearly the best house, don't @ me!

    Get a Hufflepuff, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor robe from PBteen for $119 (originally $149, available in sizes S/M and L/XL).

    19. And to pair perfectly with the aforementioned cozy robe, a boxed set of all eight movies because Harry Potter weekends don't happen often enough, TBH.

    Amazon

    Now EVERY weekend can be Harry Potter weekend, as it should be.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.62+ (available in DVD, Blu-Ray, multi-format, and 4K HD versions).

    20. An aww-worthy pizza pillow you can microwave or freeze, because pizza (real and plush) is the best the cure for pain I can think of. For best results, pair with Netflix.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.

    21. A reusable, personalized faux-Starbucks cup, because something as important in your day as caffeine deserves its own lovely vessel. And you deserve to not have your mug snatched by Susan from accounting.

    Amazon

    In addition to having your name on the logo, you can also change the word "coffee" to a different drink of choice, add a symbol or your initials to the inside of the lid, and have your name written on the back in a script much prettier (and larger) than barista handwriting.

    Get it from Amazon for $10 (available with a regular or glitter logo and in pretty much any color you want).

    22. A gorgeous writing desk you'll actually enjoy working at.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I had no trouble putting it together. It only took me about 20 minutes. The tool comes with it and all the hardware. It was heavier than it looked. It's very sturdy and there's not a scratch on it — well packaged. Plenty of space in the drawer for lots of stuff and more space on the ends for paper, notebooks, etc." —justme

    Get it from Amazon for $108.29+ (available in five colors).

    23. A sleek initial pendant necklace that'll add such a chic personal touch to your look, you may just want to write it a love ~letter~.

    Baublebar

    Everyone deserves a great signature piece of jewelry, and this will look cool with pretty much anything you could possibly throw on, including layered with other necklaces!

    Get it from Baublebar for $48 (available in 24 letters).

    24. Some decadent drinking chocolate so yummy, you'll drink it all year round.

    World Market

    Listen, I'm a firm believer in not abiding by seasonal food norms. I don't stop craving soup because it's summer or ice cream because it's winter.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99 or World Market for $5.99.

    25. Faux-patent jeweled combat boots TRULY worth of the title "shoe porn."

    Betsey Johnson

    I ordered these the other day and am the literal incarnation of the face-pressed-up-against-the-glass meme waiting for my package to arrive.

    Get them from Betsey Johnson for $99 (available in sizes 6-10).

    26. A sultry velvet bra and undie set that's a luxe upgrade on your go-to lace set, both for sexy times and when you just want to feel a little extra glam.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    The bra straps are adjustable!

    Promising review: "Wow wow wow. I've worn this set now for so many costumes, for photography and on stage. I've worn it alone and under sheer dresses. I've machine-washed the set and had no problems. Both pieces still look hot as heck. I have a larger chest and belly and didn't expect these 'flimsy' pieces to be as flattering or to hold up, but they've proved me wrong. They're beyond worth the price for me." —SD

    Get it from Amazon for $16.98 (available in sizes S-L and in five colors). Get a similar set in plus sizes here.

    27. A countertop herb garden that basically does all the work for you. The LED grow lights turn on and off automatically, and there are indicators on the device to let you know when your sprouts need food or water. Finally, something that'll actually make it easy to brag to your guests, "Oh, yes, that fresh basil came from my garden."

    Macy's

    It comes with Miracle-Gro plant food and seeds to grow mint, thyme, curly parsley, dill, Genovese basil, and Thai basil.

    Check out BuzzFeed's full review of this garden!

    Get it from BuzzFeed's Goodful line, exclusively at Macy's for $129.99 (originally $189.99, available in two colors).

    28. And a squee-worthy color-changing, light-up unicorn umbrella that'll literally lighten your mood on rainy days.

    Firebox

    The surface changes color when it gets wet, revealing a pattern! Plus, it's trimmed with eight mini LED bulbs to make dull, dreary days a thing of the past.

    Get it from Firebox for $18.99 (originally $37.99).

    Because you deserve the best.

    Disney

    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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