Literally Just 25 Horse Products That'll Make You Say "Yee-haw!!!"
*Insert obligatory "Old Town Road" reference here*
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1. A chic printed scarf to add a luxe equestrian touch to every ensemble.
Promising review: "I ordered this as a gift for a friend who is an avid horse lover and has 10 horses! It's lightweight and the fabric is just as pictured. If you are a horse lover, or you know a horse lover, this is a must-have." —Shamrockshell
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in seven prints).
2. Sassy socks for those days when you only want to talk to your horse. Humans can ~buck~ off.
3. And a heartfelt card with a similar sentiment, that basically depicts what I tell my horse all the time.
Get it from ThePaperPonyCo on Etsy for $5.
4. A stunning coloring book to help you relax after a long day on the trail (or in a sadly horse-free office).
Promising review: "I'm always on the lookout for horse coloring books. This one is exceptional. It's filled with over 40 lovely pages. The horses are done in different styles; most have designs within them, but there are a few more realistic drawings as well. There are sweet babies, a couple of winged horses, and one very cute baby zebra. The lines are easy to see and the edges of the drawings aren't cut off without regard as they were in the last horse book I ordered. The paper is on the lighter side, but the pages are single-sided and not perforated. This is my first review, but I had to share and recommend this fine book to any horse lover!" —Elmmr
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
5. A fun horse in shades tee featuring a stallion who is CLEARLY a total stud 😉.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in sizes XS-4X and in six styles, including V-necks and tank tops).
6. A whimsical pencil and note holder to keep you company on your desk and remind you of all your important to-dos. Though we all know that if this were a real horse, the only thing he'd be reminding you is that it's time for treats.
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in two colors).
7. A keepsake-worthy customized pendant so you can always rep your ~ride~ or die love of horses.
You can choose to engrave it and also leave a note for the seller to personalize it in even more ways, like deciding whether you want it with or without the heart cutout or choosing font you want for the engraving!
Get it from IvyByDesign on Etsy for $22.14+ (available in three pendant sizes, three metals, and in five lengths, as just a charm without a chain, or as a keyring).
8. An elegant horse blouse befitting one of those chic ladies who sits on the sidelines of equestrian events sipping champagne.
Get it from Forever 21 for $11.99 (originally $17.90, available in sizes XS-L).
9. Cozy, OMG-worthy slippers to warm up your ~colt~ feet.
These cozy slippers have over 1,000 positive reviews!
Promising review: "These slippers are amazing! I live in the basement with hard floors, and the floor is super cold. It's like living on an iceberg, and no matter how many layers of socks I wear, my feet are still cold. I have a condition called Raynaud's where my hands and feet have trouble staying warm and turn blue and purple because there isn't enough blood flow to keep them warm, so I practically always have cold feet. They often go completely numb from being so cold. I put these slippers on, and within about two minutes, my feet were warm. The feeling came back into them, and I couldn't feel the cold floor at all. These slippers are incredibly comfortable, fit my feet exactly, and they are completely adorable to boot! I loved these so much that my mom and sister got some as well! My mom got sheep, and my sister got penguins. All of us love these miracle slippers. I HIGHLY recommend them! They're the best slippers I've ever owned, and I've owned a lot." —Random chick
Get them from Amazon for $20.99+ (available in five sizes, including toddler size, and in 50+ animals).
10. A floral horse-print T-shirt dress with pockets that I'm sure you just canter-esist.
Get it from ModCloth for $89 (available in UK sizes 8-14).
11. LOL-worthy undies featuring a horse who seems to be confused about what species of equine he is. He's acting like a bit of an ~ass~.
Get them from Amazon for $2.99+ (available in 21 designs).
12. An honest T-shirt personalized with the name of the four-legged friend you love to come galloping home to.
13. A punny insulated wine tumbler because I ~herd~ that you love cheesy jokes and drinking almost as much as you love horses.
14. A sweet little decorative box declaring a simple truth.
Get it from Amazon for $8.65.
15. Classic Breyer models of Misty and Stormy from Marguerite Henry's iconic book Misty of Chincoteague, aka the sacred text of horse kids everywhere. Is this hitting anyone else right in the childhood?!?
This set also comes with a copy of the novel!
I was probably about 10 when I started collecting Breyer model horses. Though I haven't added to my collection in years, they're some of my favorite possessions and I can't see myself getting rid of them. These were some of the first models I got. All of the brand's horses are gorgeously detailed, and you can find models of everything from your favorite breed to famous racehorses!
Get it from Amazon for $32.
16. A clever sticker that knows who your true ~friends~ are. Hint: They all have hooves.
Get it from jennaannx11 on Redbubble for $2.47+ (available in four sizes).
17. A gorgeous stirrup-inspired lariat necklace for a subtle everyday accessory that's sure to ~stirrup~ fond memories of riding every time you put it on.
Promising review: "This is a beautifully made necklace. I've seen much more expensive necklaces like this that didn't look as good. It's also just the right size — not too large or small. It hangs perfectly and looks great with a V-neck shirt. The price is excellent for a necklace of this quality. I highly recommend this for all horse lovers! I can't wait to wear mine to a horse show this season!!! —Farah
Get it from Amazon for $23.99+ (available in two colors).
18. A funky sweater that kind of reminds me of the horse version of that kitty sweater Miley got from her dad on Hannah Montana, but in like...a really GOOD way.
Get it from Asos for $24 (originally $48, available in sizes 2-8).
19. Patterned rain boots perfect for making you smile even on days spent stepping in puddles or mucking out stalls.
Promising review: "I've worn these boots twice and they keep my feet clean and dry. Once I just wore them for a walk in the rain, and the next time I wore them when I was mucking out horse stalls. Both times, my feet stayed dry and the boots rinsed right off and look as good as new. These boots are pretty comfortable. Would I want to wear them for a long walk or for running? Probably not, but I can use them when I walk my dog. I hate having wet socks, so keeping my feet dry helps a lot on the comfort scale." —Rachel
Get them from Amazon for $28.90+ (available in sizes 6-11 and in 21 colors and prints).
20. A western-chic horseshoe wine rack sure to impress your guests. Your decorating and hosting skills are anything but ~shod~dy.
Thankfully the shoes are all facing up so none of the luck falls out!!!!
Promising review: "I purchased this as a gift for a horse lover and it was a hit! I assumed I would have to assemble this but it came put together and appears to be good quality — much nicer than a bigger one I'd gotten in the past. It's perfect to put a few bottles of wine on display on a counter!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $32.99.
21. A floral print featuring a horse so gorgeous, it'll be impossible to walk pasture without smiling.
I have this print and love it! I knew it needed to be mine the moment I saw it. I got a smaller size and have it hanging kind of gallery wall-style with some other things in my room, and I adore it. It's especially awesome that you can get it already framed!
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19+ (available without a frame or in one of eight frames and in four sizes).
22. A stretchy fit-and-flare dress all your neigh-bors will compliment.
23. A majestic phone case featuring a handsome friend in a flower crown who just wants to say "hay."
Get it from Anthropologie for $36 (available for iPhones 6/6S/7/8, 6/6S/7/8 Plus, and X/XS).
24. Hella soft printed leggings to keep you cozy from your hips to your hooves.
Promising review: "It's so hard to find horse-print leggings! These are super comfortable, they fit perfectly, and you can't beat the price!" —CowgirlDivaZ3385
Get them from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in one size fits most for S-L, L-2X, and 3X-5X and in 40 prints).
25. And finally, some absolutely amazing beaded earrings that are technically unicorns, but come on — we all know that unicorns are really just extra magical horses.
Get them from Baublebar for $58.
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