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    30 Things Every Self-Identified Piece Of Fandom Trash Will Want To Own

    No matter your fandom, there are certain things that unite those of us with a tendency to get a litttttllee obsessed with fictional worlds (okay, maybe a lot obsessed). The smallest things give us all the feels. Our fandoms may be different, but there are some things (like the ones on this list) that everyone who gets down with the fandom ~lifestyle~ can appreciate. Because we're trash, and we're proud.

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    1. A spiral notebook for recording all your feels, with a message that basically sums up your fandom struggles.

    Get it from FandomizedRose on Redbubble for $12 (available with lined or graph paper).

    2. A specially designed "con survival" carryall more magical than Hermione's beaded bag — it basically solves every logistical issue you've ever had at a convention.

    It's genius in so many ways. It's got a hinged front compartment with a clear plastic pocket, so you can store your tablet and check your sched without taking it out (you can even use the touchscreen through the plastic!). There's an opening between the main compartment and the front so you can thread a portable charger cord through to your device. The shoulder strap has a second layer of nylon for displaying all the pins you accumulate without poking holes in your precious bag. One of the water bottle holders on the side even expands and opens on the bottom so it can hold a poster or, yes, a lightsaber. It's so useful, you'll even wanna use it in your "normal person" life.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $34.99 or Amazon for $35.99.

    3. A handy lap desk that'll make reading copious amounts of fanfic in bed even more enjoyable (betcha didn't think that was possible).

    It's also the perfect TV tray for eating a meal with your latest binge watch (or, let's be real, rewatch of your fave show).

    Promising review: "I love this. It can fit my mini laptop, tablet, and phone all at once, and it fits comfortably over my legs and blankets. It's very sturdy and well put together, plus it folds up easily." —OngoingSky67

    Get it in silver for $25.99 or get it in pink or green for $23.99, all from Amazon.

    4. Some geeky workout tanks to motivate you to actually leave said bed every once in a while.,

    Get the Harry Potter or the Pokémon tank from Human for $17.99.

    5. A funky necklace that basically tells the world, "I spent five hours on Tumblr last night, and I'm proud."

    As you should be.

    Get it from grandmathunderpants on Etsy for $10.

    6. Geek Out, a trivia game that encourages you to try to out-geek your friends. Bring. It. On.

    Each question asks you to list a set number of things that fall under a given category (for example, Batman's enemies). Other players can then place "bids" and bet that they can list even more than you to steal your points.

    Promising review: "Whether you're a giant nerdy fan or slightly in touch with your blooming nerdy side, this is a game you'll love. There are five categories: games (board, tabletop, and video are all represented here), comics (from DC to Marvel), sci-fi (from Red Dwarf to Dr. Who to Firefly to Star Wars/Trek, they're all here) and fantasy (novels and even musicals), as well as a miscellaneous category that contains a wide variety of questions. This is truly a fantastic game. If you're not as big of a nerd, you still have a shot in this game, since there are also questions about less obscure things (I've run across questions about movies with Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc.). Plus, since you roll the dice to choose your category, you've always got a chance to stump someone." —Inigo's Poppa

    Get it from Amazon for $15.20.

    7. A punny sticker for anyone who spends more time thinking about fictional characters' love lives than their own.

    *Starts a new series* *Has a new OTP within five minutes*

    Get it from jasonhoffman on Redbubble for $5.40+ (available in four sizes).

    8. A geeky subscription box like Nerdy Post or Fandom of the Month Club to get squee-worthy goodies delivered to your door every month.,

    Each box from Nerdy Post includes four to six home decor and stationery products (like pins, magnets, and stickers) fitting the monthly fandom theme. You can also sign up for the Nerdy Tees (a monthly fandom shirt) or Nerdy Combo (both Nerdy Post and Nerdy Tees) options! Meanwhile, Fandom of the Month Club delivers fun jewelry inspired by a different fandom each time.

    Check out even more geeky subscription boxes.

    Get Nerdy Post for $13.95+/month, Nerdy Tees for $15.95+/month, or Nerdy Combo for $29.90+/month. Get Fandom of the Month Club for $13+/month.

    9. Fangirl, a novel that'll make you laugh, cry, and totally relate. It follows Cath, a young fanfic writer who discovers that starting college can feel like the ultimate AU.

    St. Martin's Griffin

    This book has a ton of fans of its own — it's got over 1,500 positive Amazon reviews. Already read it and loved it? Lucky for you author Rainbow Rowell just released Carry On, a full-length version of the fic Cath talks about writing in Fangirl.

    Promising review: "The whole book was perfection. I freaking ADORED it. It was not only super cute, but it felt so REAL. It was easy to connect with Cath and understand what she was going through. This book quickly stole my heart and didn’t let go. I'll definitely be rereading this again and again!" —Jessi

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+.

    10. A beautiful set of professional-quality, double-sided markers for creating fan art with finesse.,

    Promising review: "This is an awesome set of markers. You can pretty much draw anything with them. I love that they're double-sided; one side has a fine tip and the other side has a thick one. The colors are awesome and exactly what's shown on the cap. The colors don’t run together and don’t spread when you use them. I highly recommend these for people who draw or color." —michelle

    Get a pack of six skin tone shades from Amazon for $12.99. Get a set of 48 colors from Amazon for $39.99.

    11. A comfy tee with some very important advice.

    Please don't get me started on movie Dumbledore or anything to do with the Percy Jackson movies at all. I'm warning you.

    Get it from Modcloth for $25 (available in sizes S-XXL).

    12. A cute lanyard, because the ones they give you for free at cons are trash in a bad way.,,

    Also, I 100% support you using these to hold your work ID and let your fandom flag fly.

    Get the Wonder Woman lanyard from Amazon for $6.13. Get the Dr. Who lanyard from Amazon for $10.99. Get the Funko Thor lanyard from Amazon for $5.19.

    13. A pretty art print that's a little too real.

    Get it from bookwormboutique on Society6 for $16.99+ (available in five sizes).

    14. A DIY Funko Pop! figure so you can finally add that super obscure character to your collection (or even make one of yourself!).,

    One of these would also make a great gift for an equally geeky friend.

    Promising review: "I've bought and decorated over a dozen of these. They're great to work with and easy to customize using Apoxie modeling compound to sculpt hair and clothes. I recommend soaking the dolls in boiling water for about a minute to loosen the glue and remove the heads (they're much easier to work with when their heads are off). Just reattach the heads with super glue when you're finished sculpting and painting." —Helen

    Get the male figure from Amazon for $8.45. Get the female figure from Amazon for $8.48.

    15. Fic Libs, a collection of fill-in-the blank stories sure to provide hours of entertainment for you and your trashiest friends.

    It contains 15 stories that you can make work for any fandom. You choose the names of characters A and B and fill in missing words to create your own fic (make it crack, lemons, angst, or fluff — it's up to you). Or you can always play it like classic Mad Libs and just fill in random words for hilarious results.

    Get it from magatama on Etsy for $10.

    16. An aww-worthy bag with a special compartment made just for displaying your enviable flair collection. You'll never lose one of your precious pins again!,

    Plus, it can be worn as a backpack or a crossbody!

    Promising review: "The outside feels like a really durable pleather, so you don't have to worry too much about getting it dirty. The window is big enough to showcase your favorite pins and is sectioned off from the rest of the bag like it should be, so you don't have to worry about your pins or other displayed items getting caught on stuff in the bag. The price is exceptional for the quality and cuteness." —Rhys' Pieces

    Get it from Amazon for $13.90+ (available in five colors).

    17. And obviously, some awesome pins to put on it.,,

    Get the tears pin from MistyFigs on Etsy for $10 (available with a metal or rubber back), the squee button from fishcakesoboy on Etsy for $1.25, and the anime pin from grandmathunderpants on Etsy for $8.

    18. A fully-equipped travel sewing kit to solve any and all cosplay snafus sew easily.

    It includes scissors, measuring tape, 16 needles, 12 colors of thread, two straight pins, a safety pin, three buttons, two needle threaders, a seam ripper, and a thimble.

    Promising review: "I cosplay often and needed something to repair some of my armor and outfits on the fly. This was not only convenient for that but also great for fixes to my everyday attire. This has everything I need to get the job done just as well as if I were at home on my regular sewing machine. If you're looking for something easy, light, and simple to store, this is the perfect sewing kit for the job." —Bradley

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    19. A multifandom phone skin to keep all your faves at your fingertips.,

    Get the YA books skin or the "Nerd Life" skin from Society 6 for $15.99 (available for eight different iPhone models).

    20. A subscription to MoviePass so you can afford to see all the latest and greatest flicks, because you never know where your next obsession will come from.

    Colin Gorenstien / BuzzFeed

    MoviePass is accepted at over 90% of movie theaters across the country. For under $10/month, you can get into one movie every. single. day. Remember how you said you'd see Black Panther seventeen more times if you could? Now you can.

    Read BuzzFeed's full review (number six).

    Get it from MoviePass for $7.95/month.

    21. A multipurpose pleated skirt perfect for tons of different cosplays, from Hogwarts uniforms to anime characters to Velma from Scooby-Doo. Jinkies!,

    Psst: No matter what persona you're adopting in this mini, reviewers recommend going a size up.

    Promising review: "I LOVE this skirt! It came without any loose threads. The fastening is a hidden back zipper with a sturdy button at the top. It's so cute with any of my more formal blouses. I'm 5'9", and it hits at my mid-thigh. I originally got this for a Bakemonogatari cosplay, but I've been wearing it whenever I can." —Lady in Motley

    Get it from Amazon for $10.69+ (available in waist measurements 23.5-34 inches, which translates to about sizes 0-16, and in 33 colors and prints).

    22. Harry Potter: A Journey Through a History of Magic, a coffee table book that takes you inside the making of the book series that first got so many of us into the fandom life.

    Even if HP isn't your main fandom, any nerd will go hog(warts) wild over this tome. It features archives from the British Museum's Potter exhibit, including background on the mythology that inspired magical creatures, facts about real-life witchcraft, and sketches and actual draft pages from Queen JKR herself. No, this is not a drill.

    Promising review: "If you like magic, Harry Potter, history, or all three, this is a must-have. I gave this book to my grandson, and he spent the entire afternoon I gave it to him reading it, even when we went out to lunch. It's a beautifully made book, full of fascinating information. You don't have to be a Harry Potter nerd to appreciate it. I like it so much I'm ordering another one for myself." —Charly

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99+.

    23. A cheeky dress covered in lemons as an homage to not only your favorite citrus fruit but also your favorite type of fanfic.,

    *Clears browser history* 😳

    Get the fit-and-flare frock on the left from Amazon for $16+ (available in sizes XS-4X and in seven colors and prints) or the off-the-shoulder number on the right from Boohoo for $36 (available in sizes 4-12).

    24. A colorful, insulated travel mug sure to become your second favorite kind of tumbl(e)r.

    Get it from CafePress for $17.95.

    25. A Hulu subscription so you'll never get behind on your faves (and so you can discover a bunch of new series to freak out about)., Nickelodeon

    I love Netflix as much as anyone, but I actually find myself turning to Hulu more. I love that you can watch shows the day after they're on, so it's nbd if you miss something or forgot to DVR it. And it makes binging on current shows way easier, because you don't have to wait for the whole season to be over for it to be streaming. I also find Hulu has a way better anime selection than Netflix!

    Get a subscription $7.99/month (with the first month free) or $11.99 for no commercials (the best extra $4 a month I've ever spent, tbh).

    26. A set of Snow White-inspired lipsticks, because even your everyday beauty products should have a fandom twist.

    Promising review: "The colors of these lipsticks are very unique, especially the reds. They're all statement colors, and even the nude is very unique! The bottom line is that these lipsticks are AMAZING. They smell good, they're easy to apply because of the shape, they're extremely pigmented (one swipe is enough!), they last all day when applied as recommended (blotting makes all the difference!), and they have a beautiful matte finish. I feel so glamorous using these." —abcdanette

    Get a set of seven (one named for each dwarf) from Sephora for $35.

    27. A fun sticker sheet to help you decorate your laptop, your phone, and your whole damn life with fandom awesomeness.

    It features a mix of symbols from major fandoms like Supernatural and Star Trek and LOL-worthy, all-inclusive stickers that say "Fandom Navy: You won't sink our ships" and "Fandom Army: We have canons" (it's probably obvious by now, but I seriously never get tired of fandom puns).

    Get a sheet of 11 from Human for $10+ (also available as reusable decals).

    28. A wash-out hair color for anyone who wants to do an accurate cosplay but still go back to their civilian hair color the next day., Katy Herman / BuzzFeed

    I absolutely swear by this stuff. I've been cosplaying Tonks at Harry Potter events for almost ten years, and this completely upped my costume game. Applying it can be messy, but it's worth it. Just put a towel down on the countertop and set aside a cheap brush that you only use with this (it also comes with a helpful little wand for applying it). The color becomes even brighter after you blow dry it. I make sure to shampoo thoroughly before getting in bed so it doesn't get all over my pillowcase, but after one wash, my hair is back to normal! I thought I'd have to bleach and then dye my hair to get color this vibrant, but nope!

    Get it from Walmart for $5.31+ (available in four colors).

    29. The app so you can follow your favorite fics on the go. You'll never be salty about having time to kill in public ever again.

    Katy Herman / BuzzFeed,

    Have I read smut in line at the DMV? Maybe.

    The app has a much more modern interface than the website. The best part is how easy and comfortable it makes the reading experience. You can choose between 11 different fonts (including one that helps with symptoms of dyslexia) and customize your font size, so it's just as enjoyable (if not more so) than reading on your laptop.

    Download it for free for Apple devices here or for Android here.

    30. And finally, a hilarious purse depicting where you go every time your OTP looks at each other for a fraction of a second.

    Get it from CaseyArizona on Etsy for $30.

    G2G, my ride's here:

    Nick Jr.

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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