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    Apr 3, 2020

    27 Things Any "Schitt's Creek" Fan Will Probably Be A Disgruntled Pelican If They Don't Own

    You're gonna want some ~Moira~ these.

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    1. An "Ew, David" sweater sticker you should buy just for ~Schitts~ and giggles.

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    Get it from LaceyOlsonDesign on Etsy for $3.50. Get a holographic version here.

    2. A fabulous graphic tee paying homage to the best critically reviewed reality show of all time that'll remind you hide both your diamonds AND your exes.

    PinkTreePrintCo

    Get it from PinkTreePrintCo on Etsy for $23.99+ (available in sizes XS-4XL and in eight colors). Get the same design on a mug here.

    3. A high-fashion David Rose sweater pin for anyone who understands David's clothes a little better than Patrick's parents do.

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    Get one pin for $10 or all four for $32, both from TheColorfulGeekiness on Etsy.

    4. A David quote mug that is a very big social distancing mood.

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    Get it from Funzees on Etsy for $14.99.

    5. A truly unbelievable coloring book to help you bring your favorite scenes to life and give your hands something to do other than twiddling your thumbs waiting for the final episode to drop.

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    Promising review: "So much fun! The Crows Have Eyes...and crayons! This coloring book is so well-made and clever, you will enjoy filling out every page. I know people typically think of the Roses as a very monochromatic family, but this artist has filled in so many clever scenes and details that will give you lots of opportunities to use different colors. Christina is ~simply the best~ and you will find yourself purchasing from her again and again! Worth it!" —Lindsay Marotta

    Get it from ShopHelloHarlot on Etsy for $19.99.

    6. An awww-worthy "4 months!" cookie cake sticker any David and Patrick shipper will want to buy in multiples, so they can use them to completely cover their laptop/water bottle/face/soul.

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    Get it from MolPal on Etsy for $3.

    7. An initial necklace just like Alexis has, befitting any Lamborghini/Hollywood Star.

    Anthropologie

    Promising review: "Love!! I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on it already! It’s super cute and good quality. I’ve been wearing it for days and it’s good for layering." —elaurence

    Get it from Anthropologie for $38 (available in 25 letters).

    8. A classy Rose Apothecary sweatshirt to celebrate an establishment that's simply the best.

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    Promising review: "So soft and well-made!" —Samantha Harris

    Get it from brvotees on Etsy for $29.95+ (available in sizes XS-XXL and in six colors).

    9. The Funko Pop! figure of your fave character you've literally been waiting for them to make since you watched the pilot.

    GameStop

    Pre-order Alexis or Johnny from GameStop for $11.99 (ships May 11), and get the rest of the fam here.

    10. A set of 10 stickers to make everything in your life truly ~Schitty~ (in a good way).

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    Get it from CJStickerShop on Etsy for $5.99+ (available in two sizes).

    11. The perfect dad cap for anyone whose dad is the celebrated founder of Rose Video.

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    Get it from MaddHatterCollective on Etsy for $27.95.

    12. A Rosebud Motel keyring to ensure you never get locked out of your room (assuming it still has doors, that is).

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    Get it from twistedEGOS on Etsy for $8.

    13. A poster print honoring an acclaimed actress and the last four digits of her husband's credit card.

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    Get it from VonBraun on Redbubble for $7.07+ (available in four sizes and two finishes).

    14. A truly amazing apron to remind you of the most important thing to remember when making your family's famous enchilada recipe.

    GoodCrafternoonCo/Etsy

    Get it from GoodCrafternoonCo on Etsy for $24.99 (available with or without "Ew, David" on the pocket and in two colors).

    15. A cheeky door mat for anyone looking to send a message to their future guests other than "tweet us on Facebook!"

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    Get it from MuckAndMayhem on Etsy for $33.27.

    16. Wise Moira Rose quote socks to make it clear that gossip is the devil's telephone.

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    Get them from CharmCityInk on Etsy for $19.99 (available in three sizes and three colors).

    17. A vinyl sticker commemorating the two greatest insults ever spoken.

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    Get it from MolPal on Etsy for $3.50.

    18. A LOL-worthy wine glass that'll be a huge mood when you reach for a bottle of Herb Ertlinger's finest.

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    Get it from KillerConceptsKC on Etsy for $12 (available in 19 letter colors).

    19. A minimal-chic Rose Apothecary soy candle you can get in the scent of your choice, but no matter which you choose, it will smell about as flammable as drunk Stevie.

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    Get it from CandECraftCo on Etsy for $13.95+ (available in two sizes and 16 scents).

    20. An enamel pin featuring one of the greatest lines in television history (yes, even better than anything ever said on Sunrise Bay).

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    Get it from twistedEGOS on Etsy for $12.

    21. An empowering sticker emblazoned with another one of my favorite lines in the entire show, for anyone who has ever suffered heartbreak at the hands of Sebastien Raine.

    Redbubble

    Get it from The-Goods on Redbubble for $3.95+ (available in four sizes and two finishes).

    22. A romantic stamped cuff bracelet that'd be a perfect gift for your S.O., especially your butter-voiced beau.

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    Get it from AMEvangelista on Etsy for $19+ (available in 22 font styles and two sizes, and with an optional personalized engraving on the back).

    23. A chic onesie for any bébé who wishes Moira could be their godmother (ummm...does it come in grown-up sizes?).

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    Promising review: "Adorable! Looks just like the picture and the bébé loves it, too!" —Courtney Kenyon

    Get it from lattesandcastles on Etsy for $13.59 (available in sizes 0-3 months–18-24 months and in three colors).

    24. An iconic luggage tag so when it's finally safe to travel again, you can be greeted with a little reminder of the best show ever.

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    Get it from GoodCrafternoonCo on Etsy for $10.49 (available in four colors and four font colors).

    25. A sassy notepad on which to write up your brother when he kisses your boyfriend at a pajama party, your business partner when he takes away your phone when your wife is in labor, or anyone else who's making it difficult for you to keep a ~rosy~ outlook.

    TAYHAMS/Etsy

    Get it from TAYHAMS on Etsy for $8.

    26. A Jazzagals concert tee for anyone who was lucky enough to witness their legendary performance at Grad Night 2017.

    Redbubble

    Get it from mcgibson1024 on Redbubble for $28.22 (available in sizes S-3XL and in five colors, with the design or the front or back).

    27. And a pair of squee-worthy David and Patrick stud earrings for anyone who is gonna ugly cry through their whole wedding, probably.

    SonaStudioArt/Etsy

    Get them from SonaStudioArt on Etsy for $7.50 (originally $10).

    You to your roommate when all these things show up at your door and they remind you the show is ending:

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