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    21 Pet Products From Amazon That May Make You Think "Why Can't I Have That For Myself?"

    "Silly hooman, this is just for me :P" —your pet rubbing these products in your face.

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    1. Fun food-print PJs so cute and cozy, you'd gladly spend the rest of quarantine in matching ones.

    2. An amazing robot cat toy that'll automatically turn on for 10 minutes every hour an a half to keep your kitty busy even when you're not around. Yeah, you'd sure like a robot to entertain you when you're bored — but that's why you have a cat.

    A cat biting at the feather attachment on the antenna sticking up from the two light-up wheels

    3. An OMG-worthy pet bed you'll envy your fur baby for if the idea of curling up inside your favorite fruit has ever sounded a-peel-ing to you. Not to mention, none of your selfies have ever gotten as many likes as a pic of Fluffy in this thing will.

    4. Or a whimsical unicorn bed for small pets that is infinitely more adorable than than your boring grown-up bed (or any cutesy bed you had as a kid, for that matter).

    5. An adorable-yet-practical cat drinking fountain more fun (and less of an eyesore) than any human drinking fountain that has ever existed.

    6. Peanut butter animal cracker dog treats that sound like the kind of yummy snack you'd keep in the kitchen for yourself.

    A bag of the treats

    7. A nontoxic nail pawlish pen made just for puppers so you can do an at-home spa day together. In fact, their nails will probably be less of a pain to do than yours, since this stuff comes in an easy-to-apply pen form, dries quickly, and has very little scent!

    8. A tufted faux leather sofa bed that, if grown to people size, would low-key look more luxe than your current couch.

    9. A stylish bandana in prints you would 10/10 personally rock in the form of a fall scarf. Florals and plaids? For pups? Groundbreaking.

    10. A hip hotel house with a scratch insert bottom so at least one of you will be able to chillax at a swanky hotel sometime soon. Sigh.

    A cat peeking out of the cardboard house that reads "Hotel Paws" and is decorated with palm trees, art deco windows, and a convertible driving by. It has a 3D awning and the roof is decorated to look like skylight windows

    11. A purring plush toy that'll be a game-changer for anxious kitties. Press a button, and a recorded purr will sooth them for two minutes. Hi yes hello, I need one of these for myself in 2020, please and thank you.

    12. A red carpet-worthy polka dot and tulle dress your cat may not be thrilled to wear, but you might be able to convince her by telling her the truth — it's prettier than the bridesmaid dress you had to wear to your cousin's wedding last summer.

    13. A silicone massaging and shed-reducing brush that looks just as (if not more) soothing than human scalp massaging brushes. Also, honestly a little jealous because I can't find a product that'll get me to stop shedding *my* hairs onto clothes or, worse, my lunch 😝.

    14. A bird toy set featuring a shopping cart, ring toss, and, yes, a skateboard to make it official once and for all that your parakeet is in fact cooler than you. No shame in that.

    A bird riding the tiny skateboard, the little shopping cart, and the rainbow ring toss game with four rings

    15. A glow-in-the-dark nylon flying disk you'll have a blast tossing around with your two-legged friends as well as your fuzzy ones.

    16. A sleek and clever slanted bowl to help senior or injured (or pretty much any!) pets reach their noms with ease. Also, this marble one is definitely prettier than any of the actual dishes in my cupboard!?!

    17. "Did You Feed The Dog?" a simple-yet-brilliant gadget you actually can use for yourself as well as your pooch. Yes, it's made to keep track of if someone in your house has already attended to your hungry beast, but you can just as easily use it to remember if you took your medicine or watered the plants.

    The panel that reads "Did you feed the dog?" and has toggles to slide over for A.M. and P.M. each day of the week

    18. A hilarious inflatable wizard hat they may hate you for, but hey — you still haven't gotten your Hogwarts letter and need to live vicariously through them.

    19. Burt's Bees lavender and green tea doggo shampoo that's moisturizing and conditioning, so your pup will love this go-to beauty brand as much as you do.

    20. A birdy bathtub complete with a mirror for admiring themselves, which we could all use. Checking yourself out is an unskippable part of everyone's grooming routine, amirite??

    A parakeet in the blue tub affixed to the side of a cage, with a round mirror at one end

    21. And a genius self-cleaning litter box sure to make you wish *your* bathroom would clean itself. If it makes you feel any better, this is actually more of a treat for you than your cat, since they don't have opposable thumbs and somehow that usually makes scooping their poop your job.

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