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    21 Pet Products From Amazon That May Make You Think "Why Can't I Have That For Myself?"

    "Silly hooman, this is just for me :P" —your pet rubbing these products in your face.

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    1. Fun food-print PJs so cute and cozy, you'd gladly spend the rest of quarantine in matching ones.

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    Reviewers say they run small!

    Promising review: "Oh my goodness! This onesie is even cuter in person! The material feels nice and soft (I would wear it myself!) and it fits my pup perfectly! He’s about 16 lbs and I ordered the large size for him. He likes it as well and he’s comfortable!" —Erica

    Price: $12.95+ (available in sizes XS-XL and in five designs)

    2. An amazing robot cat toy that'll automatically turn on for 10 minutes every hour an a half to keep your kitty busy even when you're not around. Yeah, you'd sure like a robot to entertain you when you're bored — but that's why you have a cat.

    A cat biting at the feather attachment on the antenna sticking up from the two light-up wheels
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    The LED wheels light up different colors and the USB-rechargable bot can rotate a full 360 degrees. Plus it comes with ball, feather, and ring attachments for the antenna so you can mix it up.

    Promising review: "WORTH EVERY PENNY! My little kitten is very, very rambunctious. Loves to play! Loves to bite (agh)! Loves to hunt and pounce! But I can’t always drop everything to play and feel bad when I’m busy or have to work. This lil’ gem keeps her entertained! Cats need the 'hunt, catch, kill, eat, groom, sleep' cycle and I want to do what I can to make sure that I’m supporting this. She was a little hesitant at first but now she chases that thing like her life depends on it! She grabs it, chews on it, tries to beat it into submission, and generally just tries to catch it. The lights on the side come on when it 'wakes up.' And then it gives her a chase for about 15 minutes before going into sleep mode. My favorite thing is that it doesn’t need batteries but is USB charged. AND it comes with three attachments. Seriously buy this. It will saved me...and well...my Christmas tree this year. LOL!" —Kiki

    Price: $34.90

    3. An OMG-worthy pet bed you'll envy your fur baby for if the idea of curling up inside your favorite fruit has ever sounded a-peel-ing to you. Not to mention, none of your selfies have ever gotten as many likes as a pic of Fluffy in this thing will.

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    Though most of the pictures feature kitties, some reviewers also use it for bunnies and small pups!

    Promising review: "If you want to laugh for hours on end, purchase this banana bed and watch your kitties sleep in it, play with it, and attack each other to gain entry! The best moment so far was when one cat was in the bed with the banana 'peel' down, and the other cat wanted to get in so he proceeded to fish for the other kitty in the banana bed and dislodge him. Very cute cat bed and toy." —Pamela J. Anderson

    Price: $25.99+ (available in three sizes)

    4. Or a whimsical unicorn bed for small pets that is infinitely more adorable than than your boring grown-up bed (or any cutesy bed you had as a kid, for that matter).

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    Promising review: "IN LOVE with this cute little house! The medium is definitely smaller than you’d think a medium would be, but thankfully it fits my hedgie just fine. It’s nice and snug, perfect for one hedgehog, and looks great in her cage!" —Summer

    Price: $13.66+ (available in three sizes)

    5. An adorable-yet-practical cat drinking fountain more fun (and less of an eyesore) than any human drinking fountain that has ever existed.

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    Cats prefer to drink running water, and this is much cuter and less intrusive than them drinking from the sink. It's quiet and has a replaceable filter (it comes with two) to keep the water fresh. It's also got three different settings so you can see which your kitty likes best.

    Promising review: "This product has given my senior cats a new life! I was reading up on senior cat care and a water fountain was suggested, as older cats don’t drink enough and get dehydrated easily. My 15-year-old cats are more energetic, happy, playful, and spunky after four days of using the new fountain. They love drinking from it and so far it works really well." —Leslie Phillips

    Price: $20.99+ (available in three colors)

    6. Peanut butter animal cracker dog treats that sound like the kind of yummy snack you'd keep in the kitchen for yourself.

    A bag of the treats
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    Instead of classic zoo animals, they're shaped like cats, squirrels, bones, mailmen, and fire hydrants — LOL!

    Promising review: "My dogs absolutely love these! They smell delicious and look like real animal crackers. I read the ingredients and they sound like a human recipe...so I admit I tried them, and they are actually pretty darn tasty! They break easily if you wanna break treats up for smaller pups. I only wish more came in the bag!" —Gabriella Ramirez

    Price: $4.99

    7. A nontoxic nail pawlish pen made just for puppers so you can do an at-home spa day together. In fact, their nails will probably be less of a pain to do than yours, since this stuff comes in an easy-to-apply pen form, dries quickly, and has very little scent!

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    This is the way to go if you want to give your pup a mani/pedi, since regular human polish isn't safe for them!

    Promising review: "Got this on a whim because my girlfriend wanted to paint the dog's nails. We received it really quickly and the polish went on easily and stayed on. We were cutting the grass and the dog went out and played in the fresh cut grass, running around, and it's still on! A little scuffed but still pretty much solidly on. So far two days have gone by and it's still on. We're going to get more colors." —Diaztortillas

    Price: $7.99 (available in 13 colors)

    8. A tufted faux leather sofa bed that, if grown to people size, would low-key look more luxe than your current couch.

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    It even has a storage pocket for toys, which I def wish my couch had.

    Promising review: "I have a Miniature Schnauzer that is 16 lbs. She is able to stretch out on the bed. The material is very nice and stylish. Not cheap materials at all, as it is similar to my den furniture set made by Ashley Furniture — identical down to the buttons. My Hazel isn't a chewer, so at seven years old I won't have to worry about destruction. It's a great buy to add something comfortable, stylish, easy, and no hassle to wipe down without washing or drying for your fur babies." —T. Morgan

    Price: $141.40

    9. A stylish bandana in prints you would 10/10 personally rock in the form of a fall scarf. Florals and plaids? For pups? Groundbreaking.

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    Promising review: "Super cute!!! I like that the material isn't too thin. It washed well. My pupper loves showing off her style with her new statement bandana!" —Sophia

    Price: $8.99+ (available in two sizes and six prints)

    10. A hip hotel house with a scratch insert bottom so at least one of you will be able to chillax at a swanky hotel sometime soon. Sigh.

    A cat peeking out of the cardboard house that reads "Hotel Paws" and is decorated with palm trees, art deco windows, and a convertible driving by. It has a 3D awning and the roof is decorated to look like skylight windows
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    It comes with catnip too!

    Promising review: "Came in time for his fourth birthday! He LOVES it. He feels so clever in his fancy new Miami hotel. Sturdy considering it’s just cardboard. Easy to assemble. Fits all 18 pounds of fluffy love." —Ali

    Price: $23.74

    11. A purring plush toy that'll be a game-changer for anxious kitties. Press a button, and a recorded purr will sooth them for two minutes. Hi yes hello, I need one of these for myself in 2020, please and thank you.

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    You can take the purring part out when it needs a bath!

    Promising review: "My 3-year-old male rescue kitty has gone through a lot of change and anxiety in his short life (which began as an abandoned kitten on the streets). I saw this online when searching for my fur babies’ Christmas gifts this year and thought, why not give it a shot? Let me tell you just HOW MUCH he loves his new cuddle buddy! He sleeps with it for EVERY nap and evening slumber now, and even pets it like it’s his own baby! I watch him fluff, gently stroke, and pull his new stuffie close to his chest before drifting off to sleep...and it warms my heart to see how much it comforts him and how much he loves/cares for it. Sooo recommended for cats of all ages." —Jennifer

    Price: $11.99

    12. A red carpet-worthy polka dot and tulle dress your cat may not be thrilled to wear, but you might be able to convince her by telling her the truth — it's prettier than the bridesmaid dress you had to wear to your cousin's wedding last summer.

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    Promising review: "I bought nine various cat dresses and this dress BY FAR was the winner. The XS fit my 2-pound cat perfectly and was a little snug but still wearable on my 5-pound cat. If you only buy one outfit for your cat, this is it. It is easy to take on and off. It looks great." —Ilovebabycash

    Price: $9.99 (available in sizes XS-L)

    13. A silicone massaging and shed-reducing brush that looks just as (if not more) soothing than human scalp massaging brushes. Also, honestly a little jealous because I can't find a product that'll get me to stop shedding *my* hairs onto clothes or, worse, my lunch 😝.

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    Promising review: "I've had my cat for 10 years and never really been able to brush her because she gets really mad and runs off. It didn't matter much because she's a short hair, but now she's getting old and having health problems. The other day I found a mat on her back and I knew I would have to figure it out. I ordered three brushes and this was by far the winner. I brushed her for a looooong time before she had enough and she was purring and drooling a ton. And now she feels soft and clean! My favorite part is the ergonomic design. You can conceal the brush in your hand really well and it kept her from running off at the sight of it. And because of the shape and how small it is, it was easy to get awkward areas like her neck and chest. Definitely recommend!" —C.A.T.

    Price: $9.99

    14. A bird toy set featuring a shopping cart, ring toss, and, yes, a skateboard to make it official once and for all that your parakeet is in fact cooler than you. No shame in that.

    A bird riding the tiny skateboard, the little shopping cart, and the rainbow ring toss game with four rings
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    Promising review: "Love this set! My conure will enjoy these for sure. Nicely made; great quality! Let the bird play begin!" —sue castillo

    Price: $12.59

    15. A glow-in-the-dark nylon flying disk you'll have a blast tossing around with your two-legged friends as well as your fuzzy ones.

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    It floats, too!

    Promising review: "Best Frisbee you could ever buy for anyone! Since it's glow-in-the-dark it's even better! We love our Frisbee and it's awesome for the entire family! Also very easy for my 4-year-old to toss compared to a regular plastic Frisbee." —Morgan Dobson

    Price: $12.92

    16. A sleek and clever slanted bowl to help senior or injured (or pretty much any!) pets reach their noms with ease. Also, this marble one is definitely prettier than any of the actual dishes in my cupboard!?!

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    It's dishwasher safe!

    Promising review: "French Bulldog compatible! We chose this bowl for our Frenchie who, due to an early injury, has one back leg that is slightly shorter than the other. Eating out of a normal floor-level bowl caused one or both of her back legs to lift off the ground as she bent forward, placing extra strain on her front legs and shoulders. With the tilted and elevated bowl this no longer happens, and she has an easier time eating with her flat face as the food is already pointed in her direction. Very easy to clean — the stainless steel bowl lifts right out and the base is incredibly heavy duty plastic which reminds me of my favorite melamine kitchen utensils. Indestructible. She also stays in one place now while eating instead of scooting bowls across the floor. A little pricey, but worth it." —M. Carroll

    Price: $13.94+ (available in four sizes and eight colors and prints)

    17. "Did You Feed The Dog?" a simple-yet-brilliant gadget you actually can use for yourself as well as your pooch. Yes, it's made to keep track of if someone in your house has already attended to your hungry beast, but you can just as easily use it to remember if you took your medicine or watered the plants.

    The panel that reads "Did you feed the dog?" and has toggles to slide over for A.M. and P.M. each day of the week
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    Promising review: "I pasted it over with 'Did I do my eye drops?' 😀 Great, simple, nonelectronic device. Really helpful if you need to take medicines (or do any task) twice a day." —Barb

    Price: $9.95

    18. A hilarious inflatable wizard hat they may hate you for, but hey — you still haven't gotten your Hogwarts letter and need to live vicariously through them.

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    Promising review: "Made my cat look like a ridiculous feline wizard and that’s all I could really ask for from this product." —Amazon Customer

    Price: $8.95

    19. Burt's Bees lavender and green tea doggo shampoo that's moisturizing and conditioning, so your pup will love this go-to beauty brand as much as you do.

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    It's cruelty-, sulfate-, and paraben-free!

    Promising review: "Best I have ever used on my dogs. I love Burt's Bees calming wash for dogs. My puppy is so soft for over a week and smells so good after her bath. She loves taking a bath, so it's nice that when she gets out she doesn't smell like wet dog but like a field of lavender." —Jennifer Sparlin

    Price: $10.99

    20. A birdy bathtub complete with a mirror for admiring themselves, which we could all use. Checking yourself out is an unskippable part of everyone's grooming routine, amirite??

    A parakeet in the blue tub affixed to the side of a cage, with a round mirror at one end
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    It fastens to the wall of the cage!

    Promising review: "Surprised how quickly our lovebird jumped in for a bath. I underestimated how much they love getting wet and playing in the water. It's almost a daily routine for the bird to jump in for a bath. One of the best purchases for our bird cage yet." —EA~

    Price: $8.95

    21. And a genius self-cleaning litter box sure to make you wish *your* bathroom would clean itself. If it makes you feel any better, this is actually more of a treat for you than your cat, since they don't have opposable thumbs and somehow that usually makes scooping their poop your job.

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    It has sensors, so it knows when your kitty is in the box, and it rakes the box automatically 5, 10, or 20 minutes (you choose the setting) after they leave. All the nastiness is stored in an odor-locking trap until you change the tray (which you only have to do every few weeks)! Plus, it even includes a counter that'll let you know how often your cat uses the box, in case you need to monitor their output for health reasons. Get some tray refills here.

    Promising review: "This litter box has changed my life! Our home environment is cleaner, and I don't have to handle nasty cat litter before I take care of the baby. My cat loves it too!!! She flopped down inside and took a nap as soon as I set it on the floor. If your life is a never-ending list of things to remember, do yourself a favor and get this litter box, and cross cat crap off the list!" —Melissa M.

    Price: $169.95+ (available in three styles and in two colors)

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