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1.Some very helpful socks so she can literally put her feet up and get the pampering she deserves. Just note that your dad may not love this gift as much as she does.
2.Or some fun earrings for the wine-loving mom, which she'll surely never get Bordeaux of.
3.Fifty Shades of Chicken, a hilariously steamy cookbook full of 50 Shades of Grey parody passages (from the point of view of the chicken) before every recipe, not to mention pics of shirtless dudes handling the bird. Yes, really.
4.A *terrifying* (if you're a gnome) and ferocious kitty garden statue to bring a smile to the face of the woman who's been there for you gnome-atter what.
5.A sweary planning notepad, because if your mom is anything like mine, she LOVES making lists but her busy agenda sometimes makes her break out the expletives.
6.An honest mug to remind her of what's important.
7.Or an equally straightforward mug that'll celebrate one of her greatest accomplishments: you, obviously.
8.A cheeky oven mitt available in several LOL-worthy styles that are equally perfect for the moms who love to cook and the ones who...don't love it so much.
9.A soulful "Bohemian Rhapsody" card she might actually get mad at you for giving her — now she'll never get that song out of her head!!!
11.A badass T-shirt she can wear to remind the rest of the world who they're dealing with.
12.A vegan soy candle displaying the message that Mother's Day is really all about. To paraphrase Taylor Swift, here's to your mama, who has to listen to all your drama.
13.Super cute and realistic animal slippers that come in pretty much any creature you can imagine, so you're sure to find her favorite. She'll think you getting her a gift this perfect is quite the ~feet~.
14.A glamorous card to thank her for ~keeping up~ with you all these years.
15.Sassy socks for the mom who likes her life (and her language) to be colorful.
17.A Mean Girls quote tee that the mom who always knows the 411, the hot gossip, AND the cool jams straight up deserves.
18.An OMG-worthy travel pillow covered in pictures of you (or your dad, or her pet, or her favorite celeb, or anyone) so she can take her loved ones with her on the go. Listen, she's probably gonna pull a picture of you out of her wallet to show her seatmate anyway, so why not spare her the trouble?
19.A whimsical "Cheep Eats" food truck bird feeder she can display in her yard, because it's time you stopped being selfish and let other beings eat delicious meals prepared by your mom, too!
20.Adorable donut socks to ~sprinkle~ every day with joy.
21.I Am More Beautiful Than... — a cheeky book of adorable illustrated affirmations listing a bunch of random stuff she is, in fact, more beautiful than. She'll LOL but also be very touched.
22.An embroidery kit that foul-mouthed mamas will enjoy whether they're an embroidery pro or a crafting novice.