Anyone With A Clitoris Needs To Stop What They're Doing And Buy This Sex Toy

There's only one thing to say about Lelo's Sona clitoral massager...~It's clit~.

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As a journalist, I consider it my duty to share important discoveries with the world.

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So, when there exists a product on the interwebs receiving reviews such as this, I can't just let it go without sharing:

"This brings me that next level...nay...out of this UNIVERSE experience. The different settings and intensity levels will literally make your body feel like it's melting. You *deserve* that." —taylor9051

What is this thing, and how do I get my, er...hands on it, you ask? Why, it's the Sona clitoral massager by fan-favorite sex toy brand Lelo. This eight-setting, waterproof wonder uses sonic pulses to stimulate every part of your clit at the same dang time.

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And the wild part is that it doesn't even touch your clitoris — it surrounds it, but the pulses feel like direct contact. Feel free to use it with a partner or for some ~solo~ fun!

And what exactly do I mean by every part of your clit? Here's a little anatomy lesson: The clitoris is larger than just the little nub that most people think of (and that most vibrators stimulate). It actually has a lot of internal parts that want some love, too. And Sona's pulses reach the whole thing.

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The things they don't teach you in sex ed, amirite?!?

The Sona comes in two provocatively pulsating models, the original Sona and the Sona Cruise. Both are awesome, and the only difference is that the Cruise is updated with a feature called "cruise control" —which means it saves 20% of its power when you're just holding it against you normally, and automatically kicks that extra power into gear when you push it against you hard. That way, the motor stays just as powerful even under pressure.

Both models (thankfully) come with a USB charger, because I think we can all agree that having to change batteries is the actual worst.

But now, it's time for me to shut up about clitorises and pulsations and all that technical stuff and just show you how much people love this thing. The reviews speak — very candidly — for themselves.

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"As a person who has never been with someone or something sexually, it was kind of embarrassing to purchase this. It's my first pleasure product, but I can’t thank myself enough for purchasing this. It blew my mind how amazing this product is. I didn’t think I would enjoy it so much, but it’s hella awesome and I would totally recommend to anyone who doesn’t want a pleasure product that involves penetration." —Lelo customer (review left on the Sona)

"I like to call this toy 'the button that makes you climax instantly,' and that’s not much of an exaggeration. Amazing." —sirjackie (review left on the Sona Cruise)

"Wow! All I can say is wow! It’s like your entire body is orgasming. It's very intense and lasting. It's easy to clean, super quiet, and easy to charge, and I can’t wait to try it in the shower. It's the best money I’ve spent in quite some time. I’ve already talked a friend into purchasing it, and she agrees." —LoveMyToys (review left on the Sona)

This little gizmo is so amazing that it might, shall we say...bring on the waterworks.

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"This thing is amazing! I wouldn't even call it a vibrator — it's more like a sensual massager! I take a LONG time to climax, and it doesn't always happen. The hard part is finding the right spot. It seems to move around. This thing is like a bloodhound! It finds my spot without me even realizing it. Then, all I have to do is hold it still (yeah, easy) and it happens! And it goes on for a WHILE, sometimes multiple times! I've only squirted once in my life before this — this was the second time, and it happened without even getting near the G-spot!!!" —crystal413 (review left on the Sona Cruise)

So what are you waiting for???? Get shopping!

Get the Sona from Lelo for $99 (available in three colors). Get the Sona Cruise from Lelo for $129 (available in three colors).

Your body will thank you.

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