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1.Delightful Oddish and Bulbasaur planters that are a Grass-type Pokémon trainer's dream.
2.The new Bulbasaur and Charmander Funko Pop! figures, which you should definitely scoop up before freaking Gary beats you to it.
3.A darling Pikachu pen to give your desk an ~electrifying~ touch.
4.The Pokémon Cookbook, which has so many cool recipes, it may come with the side effect of making you think about food more often than Team Rocket does.
5.~Poké~ dot socks to keep your feet cozy as you travel across the land, searching far and wide.
7.An aww-worthy sheet of stickers featuring extra-cuddly versions of some of the cutest friends from the original 150 (correction, 151, because Mew has decided to grace us with their glorious presence).
22.A comfy and hilarious onesie for folks who are less interested in becoming a trainer and would rather just become an actual Pokémon. Snoozing in a Poké Ball 90% of the time? Sounds good to me.
23.A clever Pallet Town tee inspired by a classic outdoor gear brand, for anyone whose idea of adventure is more likely to involve a virtual trip to the Alola islands than camping in an IRL national park.
24.A Squirtle necklace that would pair perfectly with some dark sunglasses and a badass attitude. Water you waiting for?
25.A squee-worthy Eevee hair brush to keep your mane looking fab even if you can't get an appointment at Salon Roquet.
26.A piece of wooden wall art depicting some of the universe's coolest mega evolutions, which you won't be Venus-saury you bought.
27.And the single cutest watch I've ever seen in my entire life, which proves my hypothesis that the only thing more precious than Pokémon is Pokémon eating ice cream. Plus, actually wearing a watch will give you some extra credibility when you sing "Come with me, the time is right."
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