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    21 LOL-Worthy Gag Gifts To Give Any Time Of The Year

    The best time to give a gag gift is all the time.

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    1. An OMG-worthy Mirror of Erised pin to let your fave Harry Potter fan know the true deepest desire of your heart.

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    Get it from PugnaciousPins on Etsy for $10.

    2. Fifty Shades of Chicken, a hilariously steamy cookbook full of 50 Shades of Grey parody passages (from the point of view of the chicken) before every recipe, not to mention pics of shirtless dudes handling the bird. Yes, really.

    Amazon

    The tantalizing recipes include "Dripping Thighs," "Mustard-Spanked Chicken," and "Chicken with a Lardon." Plus, the book is divided into three sections — "The Novice Bird," "Falling to Pieces," and "Advanced Techniques" — so every chef is sure to find something that turns them on.

    Promising review: "I've had Fifty Shades of Grey on my e-reader for months and was never able to get into the book. I now know why. I was waiting for Fifty Shades of Chicken. My chickens in the freezer are embarrassed up to their wing tips. I just received this from my son as part of a Mother's Day gift. He couldn't have picked anything more delightful. The recipes look enticing and the dialogue is most tongue-in-cheek. The cover message of '50 chicken recipes bound to be delicious' gives you a hint of what's in store within the cover. I do have one chicken looking forward to the 'Hot Rubbed Hen' recipe. If you enjoy cooking, it's a must-have." —andrea treon

    Get it from Amazon for $12.82.

    3. Or 50 Ways to Eat Cock, a book of healthy chicken recipes here to make anyone who's ever found eating cock to be gag-inducing change their tune.

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    Promising review: "I bought this book for my mom, who happens to be a vegetarian. She laughed until she cried (maybe even peed a little). Then, when she began reading the recipes aloud, the whole family got in on the laugh-crying thing. She may never make a recipe from it, but listening to her say the word 'cock' repeatedly was well worth the purchase price." —MP

    Get it from Amazon for $13.46.

    4. An absolutely absurd Jeff Goldblum shower curtain that isn't just a gag gift, but a truly thoughtful gesture. I mean, whose life WOULDN'T be improved by this thing?

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I bought this for my GF for her birthday and it was a hit. It looks good and it feels nice to know Goldblum is protecting us while we pee and shower." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    5. Giant adhesive googly eyes that they can put pretty much anywhere and feel like you're always watching 👀.

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    Promising review: "These are awesome! I bought them along with a giant mustache to decorate an unsightly file cabinet that was placed in front of my desk at the office. They make everyone smile when they walk by, and they also serve as an early warning for earthquakes. It was a little tricky to remove the backing to stick them on the cabinet, but once I got it started they were easy to apply and have stayed on with no issues." —S. Freeman

    Get them from Amazon for $2.19.

    6. A set of hilarious penis-shaped lipsticks for your friend who always gives great makeup ~tips~.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I bought these for a bachelorette party and the quality was surprisingly good." —Amazon Customer

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $10.56.

    7. A squirrel in underpants air freshener, which — thankfully — smells like pine, because that is much more pleasant than what I imagine actual squirrel undergarments would smell like.

    Amazon

    After all, he needs a place to put his nuts.

    Promising review: "The scent isn't particularly strong or special, but man is this thing cute. I bought it as a Father's Day gift for my husband from one of the dogs. 'Where do you find this s%&t?' he asked, giggling like a wee school lass." —Niki GD

    Get a pack of two from Amazon for $9.59.

    8. A sheet of cool custom stickers you could definitely get in the shape of your face or their pet's face, but might I suggest taking it to the next level by preserving their worst-ever selfie for all eternity?

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    The stickers are waterproof and microwave and dishwasher safe, so you can get really creative with where you put them! Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on these stickers.

    Promising review: "THE BEST PURCHASE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! I love stickers, so when I saw these in a BuzzFeed article, I had to get some. The only problem was deciding which face to use. I knew I wanted to get stickers of my husband's face, but that wasn't enough. I needed MORE. As I scrolled through the pictures on my phone, I saw it. It was fate. There before me was the screenshot I had taken of one of my little sister's most embarrassing Snapchat selfies. I knew in that moment that this beautiful image had to be immortalized in sticker form! When the stickers came in the mail I ripped open the package as fast as I could. What greeted me was the face of an angel! I have not laughed that hard in a very, very long time. Every time I look at these stickers I can't help but smile. I plan to put the largest sticker on a mug for my sister's husband." —Katie King

    Get a sheet of 21 from Amazon for $17.99.

    9. An artful mug featuring Prison Mike set against a lovely backdrop of Dementors that's what every The Office fan's dreams — and nightmares — are made of.

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    It's microwave-safe!

    Get it from VictoryScreechLabs on Etsy for $15+ (also available with a matching air freshener and/or coaster).

    10. A stretchy leopard print elephant G-string you should definitely gift to your partner along with a seductive note that includes something about seeing their ~junk in the trunk~.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.78.

    11. A bottle of "You Smell Nothing, Jon Snow," toilet spray you can give to your favorite GOT fan to comfort them as the end of the show approaches. Then they can use it when they feel that a rather odiferous bowel movement, not just winter, is coming.

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    Yes, it's an LOL-worthy gag gift, but it's practical too — it'll help the next person to use the bathroom not gag at the residual smell! All they have to do is spray the toilet water a few times before they go.

    Get it from VictoryScreechLabs on Etsy for $12.

    12. A personalized penis mug for a truly ~ballsy~ gift. Just don't give it to them in front of their family, that would be a dick move.

    MugsBerry/Etsy

    It's printed on both sides, so you won't get ~shafted~ no matter which side you hold it on! And it's microwave- and dishwasher-safe, because safety is sexy.

    Get it from MugsBerry on Etsy for $12.95+ (available in two sizes and three skin tones).

    13. Cheeky hand sanitizer bottles ideal for that one person who sometimes needs a little reminder that they need to clean their damn hands after doing certain things. You know who I'm talking about.

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    Promising review: "I bought these bottles as gag gifts for stockings in my house. My two younger boys both got a 'Thanks for scooping my poop' and my teen and guy got 'Maybe you touched your genitals.' My younger kids always need that reminder to wash their hands after cleaning the cat box, and lets face it, these older guys need frequent reminders about their hands being in their pants 'adjusting' themselves. This was an awesome reminder for everyone! The sanitizer itself is a plain, generic sanitizer. It works like it should. The bottle is awesome and can/will be refilled. I'll be buying a few more bottles for cute gag gifts, and I'm going to choose one for myself to carry around in my purse. Nothing like offering for someone some sanitizer and watching their face when they see the bottles! I definitely recommend this!" —Katee Adams

    Get it from Amazon for $5.28+ (available in six styles).

    14. A Bob Ross Deadpool Funko Pop! figure you should just keep on hand for the next time your favorite Marvel fan has a celebration. Then you can pretend it was a ~happy little accident~ that you already had the perfect gift.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

    15. A screaming goat figure who'll actually scream when they press him. Because sometimes it's not socially acceptable for a human to just randomly scream, so we need to live vicariously through goats.

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    It also comes with a little book full of fun goat facts!

    Get it from Amazon for $8.89 or Urban Outfitters for $9.95.

    16. A Nicolas Cage mermaid pillowcase covered in sequins that, like the Declaration of Independence, hold a hidden secret on the other side.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "You want this. You really do. I got it for my friend as a joke, but it’s so good I’m considering getting one for myself too. It’s so much fun to play with and you can make so many looks with these. Every home should have one of these pillowcases." —Erika

    Get it from Amazon for $8.98+ (available in 32 colors and designs, which, yes, also include Jeff Goldblum versions). Get an insert to fill it with here.

    17. A working nose and ear hair trimmer that looks like a ray gun to make their grooming routine a total ~blast~.

    Firebox

    Get the required AA batteries here.

    Promising review: "I think this is just the funniest quirky gift! I’m always telling my dad to sort his nose out. 😂" —Firebox customer

    Get it from Firebox for $16.99 or Amazon for $19.97.

    18. A pack of surprisingly adorable uterus stickers sure to leave the recipient fallo-peein' themselves with laughter.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of 15 from Amazon for $9.99.

    19. Jizz the Game, a raunchy roulette-style game that's a total ~ball~. Who knows — you and your friends just might get a-dick-ted.

    Firebox

    Yes, this is a real game. You spin the dials on the balls to determine how many pumps each player has to do, and to what part of their body they have to aim the game piece if they end up being the unlucky recipient of the load. You can fill the game with any liquid, so uh, do with that what you will. Just remember it might end up all over you, so cum on, don't get cocky.

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    20. An amazing T-shirt commemorating one of the single greatest episodes of television EVER.

    Box Lunch

    CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get it from Box Lunch for $28.90 (available in sizes XS-XXL).

    21. A sassy mug that's a dino-mite way to playfully mock the Instagram addict in your life.

    Human

    Get it from Human for $9.99+ (originally $14.99+, available in two sizes).

    Everyone when they open your gifts.

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