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1. A cheeky mug that'll put all your siblings' gifts (and your siblings themselves) to shame.
2. A genius bottle stopper featuring a fellow who's had a little too much — he'll fall over if she presses the stopper down! She's about to be the biggest hit of the wine mom Zoom call.
3. A LOLworthy fruit-shaped cat cap any cat mom will want to put on their fur baby ASAP. Also, if your mom doesn't already run an Insta for the family kitty, this is the perfect reason to start.
4. Clever stainless-steel drop earrings echoing a phrase you've heard your mom say many times. Granted, it's usually in reference to how you react to receiving instructions or advice, rather than phrases that'd look cute on jewelry, but she'll appreciate that you at least listened to *part* of what she said.
5. For moms who are cool with R-rated jokes, Fifty Shades of Chicken, a hilariously steamy cookbook full of 50 Shades of Grey parody passages (from the point of view of the chicken) before every recipe. Oh, plus pics of shirtless dudes handling the bird. Yes, really.
6. A hilariously stylish can koozy that looks a heck of a lot like her favorite winter coat. Because who hasn't ever dreamt of matching with their beer?
7. An OMGworthy set of Golden Girls cast-shaped ceramic mugs by artist Jerrod Maruyama that'll become the stars of her servingware collection and her fave vessels for cocktails. Sipping from these while rewatching your fave episode together for the 17th time = heaven.
Promising review: "This set is adorable…Rose is holding Fernando, Sophia has her wicker purse, Blanche has some cheesecake, and Dorothy has the look on her face like she just told Stan he makes her want to vomit! Perfect for any Golden Girls fan!" —Kettah
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with express delivery; see Amazon's full shipping information here.
Get a set of four from Amazon for $99.99. Each of the ladies are also available individually for $27.99+.
8. A sassy oven mitt she'll cackle at every time she pulls one of her delicious dishes out of the oven.
9. Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault, a book that'll make anyone who has (or has ever had) a young kid absolutely crack up. And let's face it — they REALLY NEED a break from "Baby Shark."
10. An out-of-this-world sweatshirt geeky and pun-loving mamas will wear with pride — there'll be no need to ~force~ them.
11. A ~clucking~ fantastic rubber chicken purse that simply can't be beak for giving your mom a laugh *and* scoring her compliments.
12. A mom-themed coloring book to help her unwind after a long day of being the best (but also most stressed) mama ever.
13. A dish towel because her cooking is so fabulous that you'd prefer it over anything Seamless has to offer.
14. Or a hilarious kitchen towel for the mom who's known for her green thumb — and goofy sense of humor.
It's from a North Carolina-based small biz that makes all sorts of funny towels!
Promising review: "This is darling, pure and simple. The material is fantastic and perfect for actual use. The downside is it’s so adorable I’ll just hang it next to my plants. The design is simple but clear with no variation in the print." —Jason
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with express delivery; see Amazon's full shipping information here.
Get it from MoonlightMakers on Amazon Handmade for $14.95+ (available in two colors).
15. An instantly downloadable cross-stitch template that'll make a satisfying project for the woman who has put up with your farts for decades. Poor thing.
16. A funny-because-it's-true tote for the mom who's fed up with sexist crap (but also needs a way to carry all her crap).
17. Elizavecca Milky Piggy carbonated bubble clay mask, a top-rated, blackhead-banishing, and just plain F-U-N mask that'll start to bubble once she applies it. Even without the skin benefits, it'd be worth it for the selfies (which she has to promise to send you!).
It has over 5,000 (!!!!) positive reviews and comes with an application spatula.
Promising review: "Wow! I purchased this on a whim after seeing one of my favorite YouTubers try it out. I didn't expect a lot from it. I tried it out and was shocked!!! The mask was simple (and fun) to use. I wasn't sure I felt a lot happening while it was on, but it was pretty cool how the bubbles started to grow off of my face. Upon inspection after using this mask I was completely amazed. My face felt cleaner than it has in a very long time, AND my pores looked amazing! I don't remember a time when I felt like my pores looked great before using this mask. I would highly recommend this mask to anyone. It's also so much cheaper than the GlamGlow ones I have been using (and didn't see near these results from)." —K. Textor
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with express delivery; see Amazon's full shipping information here.
Get it from Amazon for $8.90.
18. I Am More Beautiful Than... — a cheeky book of adorable illustrated affirmations listing a bunch of random stuff she is, in fact, more beautiful than. She'll LOL but also be very touched.
19. A whimsical mermaid tail float for moms that 1) have a pool and 2) would enjoy being transformed into a mermaid (and I mean, who among us would not?). If that sounds like her, this definitely needs to be ~part of her world.~
Promising review: "So much fun and it’s not just a cheaply made novelty toy that’s fun for a few pics. It’s actually made well and a great size. When I was getting into the water with it, everyone was cracking up! It will definitely get everyone’s attention and get them laughing. It was such a hit that before I knew it; my son and his friends were taking it over!!! Get it — you won’t regret it. It is made for adults, not kids, and if I had to say anything negative about it, it would be that it didn’t have cup holders or handles. I would probably just use it in a pool or a very calm river." —Molly P.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with express delivery; see Amazon's full shipping information here.
Get it from Amazon for $21.99 (available in two colors).