1. A classic Carhartt winter hat that over 8,000 (!!!) reviewers are totally obsessed with.
2. Deli-cat kitty stud earrings in case you're interested in wearing another adorable set of ears on your ears.
3. Glam faux-leather leggings that could easily pass for a pricey pair and will make everything — from sweaters to tees to going-out tops — look about a zillion times more posh.
4. An honestly iconic enamel pin of the medication you're always sure to take each morning.
5. Super cute and fuzzy animal socks that'll probably stay on your feet till spring.
6. An adorable mini beanbag animal friend who'd be more than happy to hang out on your keys, but would also look ~zoo~-tiful decorating anything from a Christmas tree to your bookshelf.
7. Miraculous NYX glitter primer for anyone who loves super glam makeup but seriously hates shedding glitter all day or having their look be ruined by the time they leave the dance floor.
8. A LOL-worthy tube of "O-balm-a" lip balm to soothe both your chapped winter lips and the deep ache in your heart that comes from missing Barack.
9. A gorgeous and empowering Wonder Woman quote sticker to remind everyone that they're not just dealing with an Amazonian princess — they're dealing with a queen.
10. The BuzzFeed Tasty Dessert cookbook filled with 75 recipes to help even beginner bakers create the same kinds of mouthwatering sweets they see on their feed. Because if a no-bake, 16-layer s'mores cake isn't a way to treat yourself, then I don't know what is.
11. And to continue your baking education (bakeducation, if you will), Tasty by Wilton's Buttercream Icing 101 kit, which'll teach you how to concoct homemade buttercream frosting and use it to make cakes and cupcakes that look and taste store-bought. Without the whole, you know, actually having to go buy them from a store part.
12. A bottle of festive Bath and Body Works Hot Cocoa & Cream body lotion with shea butter and vitamin E, because the only winter treat better than the scent of a cup of hot cocoa is that magical smell PLUS a remedy for dry winter skin.
13. Peel-and-stick marble-effect paper for a fun DIY project that'll effortlessly transform pretty much any surface in your home into something that looks like it belongs in a million-dollar listing.
14. Much Ado About Mean Girls, because I bet you didn't realize you've been waiting your whole life to see Mean Girls rewritten in the style of the Bard. After all, if Shakespeare created hundreds of words and phrases, he of all people could probably make "fetch" happen.
15. Pawsitively OMG-worthy cat napkins to make every meal approximately a million times more enjoyable and to seriously a~mews~ your guests at your next dinner party.
16. Sleepy Snorlax slippers who completely understand your desire to cancel all your plans and binge Netflix all weekend and would really like to join you.
17. A slow-rising squishy unicorn to keep at your desk and squeeze when your day has been less than magical.
18. A glam velvet horoscope journal in case you want to take the phrase "written in the stars" very literally.
19. A truly amazing Schitt's Creek-inspired apron to remind you the most important thing to remember when making your family's famous enchilada recipe.
20. A squee-worthy snacking Pusheen plush who is both a big mood and your new BFF.
21. Amazingly affordable leopard loafers that'll make your basic workwear or weekend jeans looks take a walk on the wild side.
22. And last but certainly not least, a devilishly chic Miranda Priestly Funko Pop! figure ready to educate you on the history of cerulean, call you by the wrong name, reject a Smith & Wollensky steak, and ruin Stanley Tucci's life. This is definitely the Funko you'll want to pick out from any ~pile of stuff~.
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