Response to 34 Kind Of Gross Things Most Mums Secretly Do:
Wtf I’ve never done any of these things.
Swallow and suck. Keep it wet with your spit, loose but firm grip up and down in a swivel pattern with your hands, right up to the rim, and use your mouth on the top to suck and lick the head, the rim of the head is most important. But when going all the way down, create suction. Either that or lay back open your mouth and think about something else to avoid your gag reflex and let him do the work.
Response to Tell Us Your Worst Diarrhea Horror Story:
Went grocery shopping, felt a bubbling in my stomach the whole time. I had to park across the parking lot from my apartment due to someone taking my alloted spot. As I’m unloading the groceries from the car the bubbling gets worse and more intense and I know what’s coming. So I “one trip” all my groceries and start running to the back door, praying to God I can get inside to the bathroom in time. As I’m running to the door it starts coming out, with each step there is a squirt, finally I get to the door and have to stop to open it and it shows no mercy and just spills out of me, collecting in my Capri sweatpants, pooling at the bottom. And I just stand there and let it happen because there was no stopping it. I had to leave everything outside while I walked ever so carefully into the bathroom (across our carpeted living room) and just stand in the shower, turn it on and take off my insanely poop covered clothes, and rotate between shower and toilet til it was over, and I could, with much shame, grab my abandoned groceries outside the back door.
I’m friends with this guy’s doppelganger
Response to What Song Makes You Cry Every Time?:
Ron Pope - A drop in the ocean. Every.God.Damn.Time. Blubbering fool.
Because they’ll always entertain you ??
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