1. Seattle Seahawks men's thong
2. New England Patriots toaster that burns the logo into your bread
3. Pittsburgh Steelers coffee
4. Oakland Raiders piggybank
5. Broncos stiletto platform high heels
6. Packers baby pacifier
7. Giants lip balm
8. Steelers nail decals - pretty dope, actually
9. Packers apron
10. Red Sox wine glasses
11. Sexy Jets lingerie (egads)
12. Chicago Bears panini press. Da paninis.
13. 49ers bra
14. Packers duct tape
15. Redskins garter belt
16. Texans mason jar sippy cups. When will mason jar tyranny end?
17. Steelers Christmas tree angel topper
18. Colorado Rockies shrinky-dinks
19. Texas Rangers wireless keyboard
20. Red Sox painted deer head
21. Ravens dreamcatcher
22. Steeler's birdhouse
23. Patriot's Tom Brady Toms
24. Miami Dophins garden gnome
25. Indianapolis Colts Yarmulke
26. Red Sox nesting dolls
27. Mets hot dog brander. So your dogs knows what's up.
28. Vikings nail polish
29. Packers toothbrush
30. New Orleans Saints cake pan
31. Detroit Red Wings ceiling fan
32. Dallas Cowboys hammer. Because, obviously.
