What Kind Of Poop Are You Going To Have?

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What Kind Of Poop Are You Going To Have?

You got: You will not shit today. Try again tomorrow.
You will not shit today.  Try again tomorrow.
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You got: A eye-wateringly smelly deuce.
A eye-wateringly smelly deuce.
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You got: A 2mm-wide-raisin-sized poop
A 2mm-wide-raisin-sized poop
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You got: A perfect no-wipe-needed shit
A perfect no-wipe-needed shit
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You got: A disgusting toilet wrecker
A disgusting toilet wrecker
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You got: Imagine Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, but it's your shit going into the toilet
Imagine Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball, but it's your shit going into the toilet
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You got: Buy a new toilet, brah
Buy a new toilet, brah
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You got: A weird very long poop that will form the shape of a "J" in the toilet
A weird very long poop that will form the shape of a "J" in the toilet
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You got: A tiny hard poop that will be strangely unsatisfying
A tiny hard poop that will be strangely unsatisfying
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You got: As your fingers clench the side of the toilet, you will ask God to lift the curse he has put on you. He will shake his head and whisper "no".
As your fingers clench the side of the toilet, you will ask God to lift the curse he has put on you.  He will shake his head and whisper "no".
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You got: Spicy diarrhea
Spicy diarrhea
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You got: A chode poop: feels like it's wider than it is long
A chode poop: feels like it's wider than it is long
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