Buzz·Posted on Dec 21, 2012What If Santa Drove A 1998 Ford Focus?What if everything we know about Santa was wrong? What if he was just a guy Dave Penderson?by Katie NotopoulosBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail View this video on YouTube Via slacktory.com Slacktory's Aaron Nevin explores the possibility of a hilarious alternative Santa history. I believe.