Trailers From All 7 Batman Movies

Yet another new trailer for "The Dark Knight Rises" was just released last night. I love trailers. Hold onto my utility belt tightly and let's talk a stroll down memory lane, shall we?

"Batman" (1989)

Movie trailers in the 80s were so weird. Also, how crappy do the special effects look?

"Batman Returns" (1992)

The voice-over narration is still hilariously outdated. Cheesiest line: "from the rooftops of Gotham, the purrrrrrrrrfect enemy."

"Batman Forever" (1995)

Oh, Val Kilmer.

The voice-over actually starts with, "IN A WORLD....." In a world where George Clooney wears a nipple suit, I guess.

"Batman Begins" (2005)

Atonement for Joel Schumacher's sins begins.

"The Dark Knight" (2008)

This movie is cool as heck and the best part of this trailer is the mack truck flipping over frontways, obvs.

"The Dark Knight Rises" (2012) - Latest trailer

The key takeaway from this new version of the upcoming movie is that Bane's mask looks like sideways goatse.