Thousands Will Tragically Die As Virgins When The World Ends

    The Mayan Apocalypse of 12/21/12 is coming just a little too soon for some.

    The world is ending tomorrow, OH NO:

    We need to get these people in touch with each other:

    This guy has some priorities. Also we should tell him FaceTime sucks anyway:

    Oh shit, wait -- what?

    Hold on, I'm getting some conflicting reports here:

    Aggghh what to do???

    Aha, great idea -- I know a few people above we could use: