1. The world is ending tomorrow, OH NO:
7. We need to get these people in touch with each other:
17. This guy has some priorities. Also we should tell him FaceTime sucks anyway:
18. Oh shit, wait — what?
21. Hold on, I’m getting some conflicting reports here:
22. Aggghh what to do???
23. Aha, great idea — I know a few people above we could use:
- Caitlyn Jenner told President Trump his administration's rollback of protections for transgender kids was a "disaster" 😳
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.
- A Kansas man shot three people after allegedly yelling "get out of my country." He thought two of them were Middle Eastern, but they weren't.
- Beyoncé is backing out of Coachella under doctors' advice. But she plans to headline the festival again in 2018 😭🐝