Michael Bergin of Malden, Massachusetts, and his friend came across a strange fish. Then they proceeded to freak the fuck out in the most perfect Massachusetts way possible. Listen with sound for A+++ Boston accents:
"I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a big sea turtle. No, it's a baby fucking whale! Holeee shit, we are witnessing a baby fahking whale right now, bro!"
"Oh man, Jay, that's a tuna, bro! Look at that thing! We are seeing some shit we have never seen before..."
Someone dubbed Michael's voice over an '80s ad for the New England Aquarium: