1. Autocorrect
2. Your tattoos
3. Your clothes
4. Any browser other than
5. Why you're living at home with them
6. The Stevens' boy from down the street who is in law school now
7. That awful music you listen to
8. Your awful new haircut
9. Knowing the difference between Plain and Vanilla soy milk
10. When you make fun of what they say on Twitter:
my mom just said twittered instead of tweeted i
♡jessie♡
@marinascute
my mom just said twittered instead of tweeted i
Lol at the fact that my mom just said "pop a Molly, I'm sweatin" before turning on the fan
Kelsey Oberfeld
@kelsoberfeld
Lol at the fact that my mom just said "pop a Molly, I'm sweatin" before turning on the fan
My mom just said that plugging in my iPhone into my charger will get the Internet to work on my phone. I'm moving out of my house.
Erik Tingue
@ErikTingue
My mom just said that plugging in my iPhone into my charger will get the Internet to work on my phone. I'm moving out of my house.
11. Why you won't just wear sensible Transitions™ lenses
12. Your major
13. Your goddamn Beanie Baby collection, do you know how much they spent on those stupid things
14. Why you blocked them on Facebook
15. Why anyone would pay $15/lb for coffee when there's
16. Malware warnings
17. Hackers
18. Why you need to take so many selfies
19. Your boyfriend
20. Justin Bieber
21. The character limit in the "email to a friend" widget for articles about millennials they want to send to you
