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22 Things Only People Who Are Constantly Thirsty Will Understand

The thirst is real. Literally. Like, is there a water fountain in here?

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1. *takes sip* My fellow thirsty Americans...

2. The chronically thristy among us need a drink of water in arms reach at all times or we get anxious.

3. At the office, your happiness is directly related to your proximity to the water cooler.

Water cooler being this close to my desk & my gigantic cup are what keep my skin alive (& peeing every 5 mins) 😂😍😝

ClassyFreebird@ClassyFreebirdFollow

Water cooler being this close to my desk & my gigantic cup are what keep my skin alive (& peeing every 5 mins)

1:41 PM - 03 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. You have always at least one bottle of water with you when you leave the house.

I really have 3 water bottles in my purse so that I could pee easier 😂

Janely Saenz@JsaenzzzzFollow

I really have 3 water bottles in my purse so that I could pee easier

1:18 PM - 06 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. The new meaning of "thirst" is the worst thing that's happened to chronically thirsty people since the $4 water price point at Woodstock 94.

6. It's a nightmare when you go to a resturant and they give you a tiny glass with NO ICE for water.

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7. This is only acceptable at places that give you a full bottle of water.

We drank so much water at the restaurant they just gave up and gave us an entire bottle. 😂😂😂 @auddychan

彤@pandamonivmFollow

We drank so much water at the restaurant they just gave up and gave us an entire bottle. @auddychan

2:34 AM - 08 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. You've considered this when you're somewhere with no little paper cups.

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9. It is very confusing to you when people say they forget to drink water or don't like drinking water.

I have to start working on drinking more water too........i hate drinking water.

MOEYONCE'@VA_MOEFollow

I have to start working on drinking more water too........i hate drinking water.

1:16 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is such a widespread issue that BuzzFeed had to make a helpful and widely-read post suggesting inventive ways to drink more water.

Love you, non-thirsty people. I just don't understand how you are medically still living, but we at BuzzFeed are here for you and support you.
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Love you, non-thirsty people. I just don't understand how you are medically still living, but we at BuzzFeed are here for you and support you.

10. It baffles you that there are literally APPS that remind people to drink more water.

11. This makes literally zero sense to you.

I just don't like the taste of water, especially on a day like today

Jon Snow@msparkes_Follow

I just don't like the taste of water, especially on a day like today

3:48 PM - 13 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Thirsty people's main anxiety about water fountains is not germs, but taking too long and making everyone else wait.

13. Us thirsties are no strangers to occasionally drinking form the faucet.

14. And it boggles your mind that there are people who won't drink tap water.

I never got when people say they dont drink tap water. So you go buy water...when its running out the sink for free?

Rihannaca@thesierrariosFollow

I never got when people say they dont drink tap water. So you go buy water...when its running out the sink for free?

10:46 AM - 17 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. Even if you drink tap, water bottles seem to accumulate in your life in frightening numbers.

why do I have so many half empty water bottles in my room

cam cheney@hoodnamecheneyFollow

why do I have so many half empty water bottles in my room

10:31 PM - 10 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. If you're most environmentally responsible (and don't like THROWING AWAY MONEY), your nightstand will eventually become full of glasses.

Every night before bed I get myself a glass of water and this is what my nightstand ends up looking like:-/

Marija Knezevic@marija_k21Follow

Every night before bed I get myself a glass of water and this is what my nightstand ends up looking like:-/

1:53 AM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. If you're really committed to The Thirst you will even use gallon jugs.

Most kids probably have a couple of empty water bottles in their room...I have empty gallons..

Mr. Elbow @joeyoung_20Follow

Most kids probably have a couple of empty water bottles in their room...I have empty gallons..

11:48 AM - 08 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Fuck it, drinking from the jug is fine because you know you require your own personal bottle of any juice or soda anyway.

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19. There is nothing worse than when you order soda or juice and discover there's no free refills.

When she realized she ain't get no free refills 😂

Erin Fallen@erin_fallenFollow

When she realized she ain't get no free refills

8:31 PM - 28 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. On a plane, you know you need to buy your own bottle of water ahead of time because there's no way they'll give you enough to drink. Only downside is:

21. Look, this size Big Gulp isn't so unreasonable if you think about it...

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22. Lastly, only to the truly thirsty will this story in Quartz make any sense at all.

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