14 Things Naturally Loud Talkers Are Tired Of Hearing

THIS *IS* MY INSIDE VOICE.

Posted on September 15, 2014, 22:19 GMT

Katie Notopoulos

BuzzFeed News Reporter

1. "Take it down a few decibels, please."

I'M SPEAKING LOUDLY BECAUSE I'M EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS AN INTERESTING THING DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR IT???

2. "Do you always yell?"

THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK.

3. "Can you please speak in a normal tone of voice?"

THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE.

4. said to an adult "Use your inside voice."

HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR INSIDE FACE?

5. "Don't you hear how loud you are being?"

THIS SOUNDS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO ME.

6. "I can hear you, you don't need to talk so loudly."

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE SUPERSONIC HEARING.

7. "Ssssshhhhh"

SUCK IT.

8. "Hussshhhh."

SUCK IT.

9. "My ears are hurting."

I GUESS IT HURTS WHEN I'M SAYING ALL THIS COOL STUFF AND YOUR DUMB BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT.

10. "You don't need to shout."

APPARENTLY I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING YOU'RE JUST WHINING ABOUT MY VOICE.

11. "Stop. Can you tell me this at a normal volume?"

YOU'RE DEAD.

12. "Seriously, can you lower your voice?"

NO.

13. "Stop shouting!"

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

14. "Please, the baby is sleeping"

Oh whups, sorry.

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