1. "Take it down a few decibels, please."
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I'M SPEAKING LOUDLY BECAUSE I'M EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS AN INTERESTING THING DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR IT???
2. "Do you always yell?"
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THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK.
3. "Can you please speak in a normal tone of voice?"
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THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE.
4. *said to an adult* "Use your inside voice."
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HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR INSIDE FACE?
5. "Don't you hear how loud you are being?"
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THIS SOUNDS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO ME.
6. "I can hear you, you don't need to talk so loudly."
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I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE SUPERSONIC HEARING.
7. "Ssssshhhhh"
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SUCK IT.
8. "Hussshhhh."
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SUCK IT.
9. "My ears are hurting."
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I GUESS IT HURTS WHEN I'M SAYING ALL THIS COOL STUFF AND YOUR DUMB BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT.
10. "You don't need to shout."
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APPARENTLY I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING YOU'RE JUST WHINING ABOUT MY VOICE.
11. "Stop. Can you tell me this at a normal volume?"
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YOU'RE DEAD.
12. "Seriously, can you lower your voice?"
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NO.
13. "Stop shouting!"
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
14. "Please, the baby is sleeping"
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Oh whups, sorry.
