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THIS *IS* MY INSIDE VOICE.
I'M SPEAKING LOUDLY BECAUSE I'M EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS AN INTERESTING THING DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR IT???
THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK.
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE.
HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR INSIDE FACE?
THIS SOUNDS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO ME.
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE SUPERSONIC HEARING.
SUCK IT.
SUCK IT.
I GUESS IT HURTS WHEN I'M SAYING ALL THIS COOL STUFF AND YOUR DUMB BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT.
APPARENTLY I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING YOU'RE JUST WHINING ABOUT MY VOICE.
YOU'RE DEAD.
NO.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Oh whups, sorry.
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