14 Things Naturally Loud Talkers Are Tired Of Hearing

THIS *IS* MY INSIDE VOICE.

1. "Take it down a few decibels, please."

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I'M SPEAKING LOUDLY BECAUSE I'M EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS AN INTERESTING THING DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR IT???

2. "Do you always yell?"

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THIS IS JUST HOW I TALK.

3. "Can you please speak in a normal tone of voice?"

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THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE.

4. *said to an adult* "Use your inside voice."

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HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR INSIDE FACE?

5. "Don't you hear how loud you are being?"

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THIS SOUNDS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO ME.

6. "I can hear you, you don't need to talk so loudly."

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I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAVE SUPERSONIC HEARING.

7. "Ssssshhhhh"

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SUCK IT.

8. "Hussshhhh."

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SUCK IT.

9. "My ears are hurting."

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I GUESS IT HURTS WHEN I'M SAYING ALL THIS COOL STUFF AND YOUR DUMB BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT.

10. "You don't need to shout."

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APPARENTLY I DO BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING YOU'RE JUST WHINING ABOUT MY VOICE.

11. "Stop. Can you tell me this at a normal volume?"

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YOU'RE DEAD.

12. "Seriously, can you lower your voice?"

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NO.

13. "Stop shouting!"

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

14. "Please, the baby is sleeping"

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Oh whups, sorry.