Buzz·Posted on Jun 24, 201429 Things Married People Do When Their Spouse Is Out Of TownCereal and booze is a totally well-balanced dinner, right?by Katie NotopoulosBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Realize that you're stuck doing the chores they usually do. the tanya @atanya1111 My husband is out of town for weeks & I miss him... just kidding but there is a lot of garbage that needs to go to the end of the driveway. 12:41 PM - 11 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Let the dog sleep in your bed. 3. Sleep like a mad person. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt I don't like when my husband is out of town but I don't "not sprawl out across the entire bed" not like it. Mon Apr 01 02:29:12 UTC+0000 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Drink in the bathtub. View this photo on Instagram 5. Never close the bathroom door. 6. Realize how useful your spouse actually is. Jennifer @ucancallmejenn My husband is out of town so I'm chewing my food carefully because I'm worried I'll choke and die and the cat will eat my face, obviously. Thu Feb 16 00:27:08 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Drink straight from the carton. 8. Eat things only in bowls. Michael Bushong @mbushong It’s amazing how many meals I eat out of a bowl when my wife is out of town. Sun Jun 22 14:32:14 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Avoid using any actual dishes. Craig Kuehne @ckuehne You can always tell when my wife is out of town because the cat uses more dishes than I do. 04:28 PM - 21 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Allow the dishes to pile up until they come home. 11. Eat the food your spouse is allergic to. Joe Jones @Iagreewithjoe *When the wife goes out of town you can eat anything you want for dinner* #GlutenFull #Blessed Fri May 16 03:47:43 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Do extremely experimental cooking ideas. BendPak @BendPak This is what happens to dinner when the wife goes out of town. 11:51 PM - 29 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Fart everywhere, anytime. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Binge-watch the TV shows they don't like. Kombiz Lavasany @kombiz Wife is out of town and I'm now commencing with season 3 of the wire. Sun Jun 22 01:10:41 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Stay up way too late binge-watching that show. James Trimble @guvnahjames Wife goes out of town for one night = Husband stays up until 2am watching 5 consecutive episodes of Breaking Bad. Sun Jan 26 14:10:28 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. DELIVERY FOOD. Nick Bush @nicknickbush Wife goes out of town in 10 minutes. Dominos large thin crust with boneless chicken wings ordered in 11 minutes. 04:04 PM - 09 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Get EXTREMELY annoyed if you have to wait to watch one of the shows you watch together. youngna @youngna Of course the husband goes out of town the week of the season finale of Mad Men. 03:48 PM - 18 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Sleep with a pile of laundry on the bed. View this photo on Instagram 19. Fill your wineglass extra high so you don't have to get off the couch again. View this photo on Instagram 20. Abuse electricity for the sake of extreme laziness. Jeff Rider @cloudwrangler This is what happens when the wife goes out of town. #thishappenseverysaturday #FPL I need more devices don't ya think? Sat Sep 15 14:22:03 UTC+0000 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sneak cigarettes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Do the weird chores that would baffle and annoy your spouse if they saw you. Suzanna Litwin @Zannabanana cleaning the oven...Yes, husband is out of town, now the strange chores begin..First the oven then the drawers! 01:56 AM - 23 Jun 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Eat like a teenager. View this photo on Instagram 24. Obtain fridge status: bachelor. 25. Eat sad single people food. 26. Completely forget how to cook. 27. Seriously, you might get scurvy if they're gone for more than two weeks. 28. Realize exactly how useful they really are. Susan Burke @ThatSusanBurke When my husband goes out of town it's great because I get to catch up on all the loneliness I forgot exists inside of me. Sat May 17 23:55:38 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Frantically clean up an hour before they come home. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF