The Truth Befind Santa's Wild Booze And Sex-Filled Night
For the first time ever, Santa's actual trip is captured in photographs.
On Christmas Eve, Santa says goodbye to his favorite polar bear and leaves out some extra fish for the night
In his sleigh, he makes his first stop in Finland
But in his next stop in Russia, Santa has a few too many vodkas...
He wakes up at 5am next to a strange girl. Oh shit, he's running late
His reindeer all left without him, so he catches a boat
When he gets to land, he hotwires a motorcycle
Then he steals an elephant...
Dammit, when he gets to Rio de Janeiro, he's spotted by some kids
He's gotta SCUBA across the Atlantic Ocean
Oooh awkward... he runs into an old mermaid flame.
Santa's kind of a neatfreak, so in Tokyo, he stops to clean the windows on a building he stops at
He drops by Afghanistan to say hi to a few friends
Ugh hungover as heck and having to cycle across the Sahara
Ok quick break to say hi to Katy Perry. Hey girl, how you doin'?
Finally, he buys a last minute commercial ticket home
C'mon c'mon dude, don't you know how this is?
Skiing back to the North Pole
And finally, back with his polar bear friend. What a night!
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