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The Truth Befind Santa's Wild Booze And Sex-Filled Night

For the first time ever, Santa's actual trip is captured in photographs.

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On Christmas Eve, Santa says goodbye to his favorite polar bear and leaves out some extra fish for the night

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In his sleigh, he makes his first stop in Finland

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But in his next stop in Russia, Santa has a few too many vodkas...

Ilya Naymushin / Reuters

He wakes up at 5am next to a strange girl. Oh shit, he's running late

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His reindeer all left without him, so he catches a boat

Eliseo Fernandez / Reuters

When he gets to land, he hotwires a motorcycle

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Then he steals an elephant...

Chaiwat Subprasom / Reuters

Dammit, when he gets to Rio de Janeiro, he's spotted by some kids

Silvia Izquierdo / AP

He's gotta SCUBA across the Atlantic Ocean

Sukree Sukplang / Reuters

Oooh awkward... he runs into an old mermaid flame.

Romeo Ranoco / Reuters

Santa's kind of a neatfreak, so in Tokyo, he stops to clean the windows on a building he stops at

Kim Kyung-Hoon / Reuters

He drops by Afghanistan to say hi to a few friends

Fabrizio Bensch / Reuters

Ugh hungover as heck and having to cycle across the Sahara

Max Rossi / Reuters

Ok quick break to say hi to Katy Perry. Hey girl, how you doin'?

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Finally, he buys a last minute commercial ticket home

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C'mon c'mon dude, don't you know how this is?

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Skiing back to the North Pole

Stefano Rellandini / Reuters

And finally, back with his polar bear friend. What a night!

Lionel Cironneau / AP

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