Behold, the most beautiful horsey to have ever clopped!
I don't understand your body, but I like what I see
Your silvery coat dazzles!
You should be best in show, you sexy filly
Your owner wears inexplicable angel wings, but YOU are the angel, horsey!
Frolic in the snow, beautiful mare!
Oh, you cheeky horsey hiding behind the tree, playing coy
Work that camera, you supermodel horse
Gallop into my heart, you fanciful equine!