The One Piece Of Chicken Safety Equipment You Need If You're A Chicken

    It's a fluorescent safety vest. For, you know, crossing the road (heh heh).

    Here is a chicken in a safety vest. This is real life.

    The company Omlet also sells clothing for chickens:

    SHUT THE BARN DOOR, THIS IS A CHICKEN IN A TWEED VEST

    Oh, hello you handsome fellow. Nice wool jacket.

    To be honest, this chicken is dressed better than most guys from Boston.

    Stay safe out there, y'all.