1. Toby Keith's inner monologue
2. LeAnn Rimes' 1998 bangs
3. Merle Haggard in an I <3 Haters hoodie
4. This highly accurate graph
5. Taylor Swift's intense dance moves at any awards show
6. Willie Nelson lighting a joint on his tour bus
7. Johhny and June Carter Cash leaving Kansas State prison
8. '80s Garth Brook singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl while Marlee Matlin signs
9. This truth
10. Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood cracking up on the set of the "Something Bad" video
11. George Jones' silver lamé shirt and diamond "G" necklace
12. Big Smo's moonshine fountain
13. Reba McEntire in a sequin American flag gown
14. This Google map of Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere"
15. A Dolly Parton pinball game
16. Toby Keith in a crushed velvet blazer holding his son in a leather onesie
17. Drinking out of red solo cups on a boat
18. The most '90s outfits ever known to humans on the Dixie Chicks
19. This baby onesie
20. The bromance between Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan
21. Blake Shelton's 2002 mullet
22. Waylon Jennings playing guitar
23. The guy who ran into Jason Aldean at a Walmart at 3 a.m.
24. A tire swing dangling over a lake on a summer day
25. This giraffe that HATES Brad Paisley
26. Brad Paisley's face taking a selfie in Westboro Baptist Church protesters
27. Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan in 1994
28. Luke Bryan performing on a pickup truck surrounded by flames
29. Taylor Swift awkwardly photobombing a fan's photo with Keith Urban
30. The Tammy Wynette highway
