The 31 Most Country Moments That Ever Occurred

    Seriously, y'all.

    1. Toby Keith's inner monologue

    2. LeAnn Rimes' 1998 bangs

    3. Merle Haggard in an I <3 Haters hoodie

    4. This highly accurate graph

    5. Taylor Swift's intense dance moves at any awards show

    6. Willie Nelson lighting a joint on his tour bus

    7. Johhny and June Carter Cash leaving Kansas State prison

    8. '80s Garth Brook singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl while Marlee Matlin signs

    9. This truth

    10. Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood cracking up on the set of the "Something Bad" video

    11. George Jones' silver lamé shirt and diamond "G" necklace

    12. Big Smo's moonshine fountain

    13. Reba McEntire in a sequin American flag gown

    14. This Google map of Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere"

    15. A Dolly Parton pinball game

    16. Toby Keith in a crushed velvet blazer holding his son in a leather onesie

    17. Drinking out of red solo cups on a boat

    18. The most '90s outfits ever known to humans on the Dixie Chicks

    19. This baby onesie

    20. The bromance between Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan

    21. Blake Shelton's 2002 mullet

    22. Waylon Jennings playing guitar

    23. The guy who ran into Jason Aldean at a Walmart at 3 a.m.

    24. A tire swing dangling over a lake on a summer day

    25. This giraffe that HATES Brad Paisley

    26. Brad Paisley's face taking a selfie in Westboro Baptist Church protesters

    27. Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan in 1994

    28. Luke Bryan performing on a pickup truck surrounded by flames

    29. Taylor Swift awkwardly photobombing a fan's photo with Keith Urban

    30. The Tammy Wynette highway

    31. Whatever's going on inside the Do Drop Inn