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The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2015

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The internet is usually a good place. But let's be real. Not always. So here are the worst/grossest/best-worst things from 2015.

If you can stomach it, check out our 50 Worst Things lists from 2012, 2013, and 2014.

Enjoy this, and as always, we're sorry.

1. The atheist grandson who doesn't want to say grace at Thanksgiving.

2. This egg-laying "ovipositor" dildo that lays an egg inside the orfice of your choice.

4. This lady's very intimate 4th of July fireworks display.

5. This deep-throating anthem.

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6. The guy from the "Stuff in My Dick" Tumblr who did this to a Minion.

7. This video of shirtless British guys in an alleyway.

9. This dude who turned his own face into a bong.

10. These Minion dildos.

11. This Minion in a place it doesn't belong.

12. This couple's Minions-themed wedding.

Amazing 'Minions' themed wedding in Cumbria! #OneInAMinion http://t.co/OtuPR1z7EH

13. This crowdfunding campaign.

14. This furry in a Confederate flag fur suit.

15. Sonic the Hedgehog remembering 9/11.

16. This Meninist promprosal.

17. The guy who fucked this chicken for Thanksgiving.

18. The mom who was willing to just wash off the Thanksgiving turkey after the dog humped it.

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19. The time that someone put porn on the speakers in a Target.

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20. Vaping through a fur suit.

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21. This drunk UConn student who got kicked out of the food hall for screaming when he wasn't served mac 'n cheese.

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22. This Confederate brony.

23. This white kid's cover of "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap.

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24. The person who forgot to turn the flash off on this creepshot of actress Chloë Moretz.

25. The way this couple makes waffles.

26. The song "Drill Time" by Slim Jesus.

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27. The Kawaii Donald Trump Tumblr.

28. This peanut butter baby.

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Which inspired this peanut butter man.

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And these peanut butter women.

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29. This "Today I Fucked Up" story on Reddit about a guy who lost his erection while losing his virginity because his girlfriend made Shrek jokes.

So this happened a little under two months ago, but I felt as if this had to be shared because it was extremely traumatizing.

So my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time, and it involved really good foreplay and cuddling and whatnot. With me, when it comes to a new person for the first time, my nerves can get the best of me and sometimes I suffer from performance anxiety when it comes to first times with others, so during sex I had a hard time keeping it up (my penis that is) simply because of the nerves I was experiencing. My girlfriend understood completely and we decided to take a break and try again in maybe 30 minutes.

So when we finally got into it again, it was much better. We were really going at it missionary style when she says to me, "when you cum just pull out and do it on my stomach." That was fine with me, so I kept going until 15 seconds later she said, "Yeah. Better out than in I always say." At that moment I exploded. I laughed so fucking hard and my erection disappeared faster than most things possibly can. I was on her bed with my limp dick in her and I was losing it. Needless to say, sexy time went unfinished that night, and that was that. Thankfully, she found it really funny too, and takes some of the blame for it. Shrek is love, shrek is life.

TL;DR - Having sex with girlfriend for first time, she makes shrek joke, I laugh so hard I lose my erection, sex over.

30. The guys who didn't realize this was a horse vagina photoshopped onto a woman.

31. What Old Spice does to this kid.

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32. The vajankle.

And this used one.

33. This girl who loves memes.

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34. This horrific Pokémon porn parody called "Strokemon."

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35. The proliferation of sexually charged, aggressive chain texts.

36. Basically any Zoobe video.

37. The Deviant Art user "BigKneeLover" who draws anime girls with big knees.

38. This Little Mermaid and her dead squids.

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39. The toy that came in this cereal box.

40. The guy who is obsessed with the idea of someone eating his foot, making a foot quesadilla.

41. This guy's Facebook comment.

42. This sexy melting anime figurine.

43. This pony playing.

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44. The students who misunderstood what the "puppy petting session" was going to be...

45. The woman who made sourdough bread using vaginal yeast.

https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/25/baking-and-eating-cuntsourdough/

https://stavvers.wordpress.com/2015/11/25/baking-and-eating-cuntsourdough/

46. A furry talking about how he was going to smoke a joint with his fursona.

48. What this dog is doing to this phone.

My mom sent me this while I was outside in the snow, that's my phone..

50. And this guy's Minion Fleshlight setup.

If for some shocking reason you liked what you saw here, definitely check out BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast.

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And part one of "The Worst Things" with an interview with the buttchugging girls and the turkey-fucking guy.

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