The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2013

Ah, yes, 2013 was a good year. *Swirls internet around in glass* *Inhales* *Sips*

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9. This kid's "Gangnam Style" SpongeBob parody

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11. Dinosaur erotic e-books sold on Amazon

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Synopsis:

In a land before time, Layla hunts for her tribe. The men belittle and threaten her, a woman who hunts like a man, until, desperate, she sets out alone after the most fearsome beast in the world- a T-Rex.
As she hunts the giant predator, a very special T-Rex is hunting her- this T-Rex has psychic powers and a desire for human flesh. Naked and alone, Layla bargains with the beast: her body for her life.
Can Layla accept the beast’s carnal demands? Can her body accommodate its relentless desire? Can she hold to her part of the bargain? Or will she become the T-Rex’s next meal?

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Marga was the Protectress, the city’s leader, charged with defending it against dinosaur attacks. It is her sworn duty to protect her city at all costs, even when a pack of velociraptors attack her and her men at a small, undermanned outpost outside of the city.
The battle is a vicious one, and after a daring maneuver to save a fellow soldier, she finds herself trapped by the pack leader, a powerful male. The creature captures the Protectress and takes her to his cave. Will this raptor make the Protectress his next meal? Or does the beast have different plans for the beautiful warrioress?

40. This redditor who was banned by a local restaurant for leaving bitcoins at a tip

45. The clay sculpture of Brian Griffin having sex with Norbert from The Angry Beavers

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From the artist's description:

Brian and Norbert

Like a dog with a bone

A tremendous amount of work went into making this. Very satisfying but never again. You can only do so much with polymer clay, this is by far the most complex model I have ever done.

Cartoon sex is good, especially on my desk.

Correction: A previous version of this post misidentified Shadow the Hedgehog as Sonic the Hedgehog.