4. Yay! Awesome!
9. You attempt to retreat.
12. Stage 1: Shock
NO NO NO NO NO WHAT????
13. Stage 2: Disbelief
THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. HOW CAN THE SUBWAY NOT HAVE AIR CONDITIONING?
14. Stage 3: Anger
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK POOLS OF SWEAT ARE COLLECTING IN MY SHIRT. I’M SUCH A DUMMY.
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