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    The 11 Toys From Toy Fair 2013 That Will Make You Jealous Of Children

    Toy Fair is a giant trade show that debuts the latest new toys for 2013. The only criteria of judgement here is, "Is it cool?"

    1. A Game Where You Pull Sticky Boogers Out of a Guy's Nose

    2. Jango Fett in an Ugly Christmas Sweater

    3. Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    4. Beatrix Potter Tea Set

    5. Ceramic Paint

    6. Rubber Guinea Pig, Because WHY NOT

    7. Johnny Depp as a Lego Man

    8. Make-Your-Own-Perfume Kit

    9. Boo the Dog Dolls

    10. A Zombie Version of a Marshmallow Gun — Because the Only Way to Kill a Zombie Is with a Marshmallow, Obviously

    The Marshmallow Gun's App That Turns Your Phone Into a Map and Gun Scope

    11. A Stuffed-Animal Pigeon, Because Who'd Have Thunk?