So You Waited Until The Last Day To Do Your Taxes

Whups.

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You're a 2010s kinda person, you're going to do your taxes yourself online

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Rip up that stupid old paper tax form, you're gonna use that computer machine of yours to pay the goverment!

Unless, of course, you're one of those people whose parents' accountants still do their taxes, which is the 20-something equivalent to having your cellphone through your parents' family plan.

But first, you have a few questions...

Yeah right. The secret is that everyone does their taxes drunk:

Anyone doing their taxes today is just flat-out irresponsible. I did mine half-drunk yesterday at noon because I'm an actual adult.

Anyone doing their taxes today is just flat-out irresponsible. I did mine half-drunk yesterday at noon because I'm an actual adult.-- Panicky Bird

I just got drunk and did my taxes at the last minute because I am everything that's dumb about America.

I just got drunk and did my taxes at the last minute because I am everything that's dumb about America.-- Sunny Cynicism

Twitter, you're making me feel better about getting drunk and doing my taxes at the last possible minute.

Twitter, you're making me feel better about getting drunk and doing my taxes at the last possible minute.-- anon

Filing taxes drunk #awesome-- maryrose

I'm drunk and doing my taxes and this guy definitely know hahah he's too funny tho

I'm drunk and doing my taxes and this guy definitely know hahah he's too funny tho-- nando pacheco

Only way to do your taxes is drunk-- Five On It