5. It’s easy to shop for them at birthdays and holidays.
18. They’re impervious to being reminded about chores.
23. Your place is always well stocked with Febreze and air fresheners.
27. When your parents come to visit you’re always worried they’re going to find something in one of the drawers.
- An earthquake that struck central Italy Wednesday has killed at least 73 people, officials say. 150 people are still missing.
- Turkish forces have launched an offensive to help Syrian rebels take the border town of Jarabulus from ISIS and keep it out of Kurdish hands.
- And Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York." He isn't.