5. It’s easy to shop for them at birthdays and holidays.
18. They’re impervious to being reminded about chores.
23. Your place is always well stocked with Febreze and air fresheners.
27. When your parents come to visit you’re always worried they’re going to find something in one of the drawers.
- Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán has been extradited to the United States to face multiple charges.
- The crowd at Trump's inaugural concert was noticeably smaller compared to Obama's 2009 turnout.
- Donald Trump's pick for treasury secretary, Steve Mnuchin, was grilled by Democrats over his time leading a mortgage company that carried out over 36,000 foreclosures.
- A majority of American adults get news from Facebook, according to a new survey by BuzzFeed, but only 18% of respondents said they trusted news from Facebook. ✋ 📰