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    16 Reasons Why Band Geeks Rule

    Enough with the band camp jokes, already.

    1. This image of a chipped reed fills you with a morbid sense of dread

    2. You hate these:

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    Ugh, the worst

    3. And love these (extra pencil holder, even!):

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    Ah yes, everthing fits on these and doesn't tip over.

    4. You've tested cork grease as chap stick

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    Don't judge. It smelled so good.

    5. You had stickers on your case

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    So many stickers. Stickers everywhere.

    6. You've lent someone your valve oil

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    Or borrowed it. Who needs a whole thing anyway?

    7. You've accidentally stepped in the puddle from brass's spit valves

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    GROOOOOSSSSSSSS

    8. You know how annoying it is to have everything fall out of your case when you open it upside down

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    Why can't they make the cases more obvious which side is up?

    9. You convinced yourself you're extra good at kissing because of your lip muscles from your embouchure

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    Oh yeah, pucker up.

    10. You know what each of these are for:

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    Hint: not unclogging toilets. Although, I guess you could.

    11. You've stared at the Wheel of Fifths but still don't really get it

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    No one will ever understand this. Mozart probably didn't.

    12. You know that some instruments are harder to play in a skirt

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    Dangerous choice here, lady.

    13. You know exactly what wet reed tastes like

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    Like wet wood. Or like woody tapwater. Either/or.

    14. You would NEVER call this a tuba

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    It's a sousaphone, duh.

    15. You can walk like this

    Heel-toe, heel-toe

    16. You don't understand why these chinstraps have to be like this

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