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Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Sex & Drugs?

Are you a cool drug-knowing sexhaver or a total virg n00b loser? Test your knowledge! [Mom, I learned all this on the internet, I promise.]

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  1. 1. What drug is "Molly" slang for?

  2. 2. What drug taking method is a "knifer"?

    Heating up a knife on a stove to smoke weed
    Using a knife to find a vein for injection
  3. 3. What is a "hot carl"?

    Taking a dump on your partner's face
    Taking a dump on your partner's face BUT the face is covered in saran wrap
  4. 4. In drug slang, what amount is a "load"?

    A 1-lb brick of hashish
    25 bags of heroin
  5. 5. True or False: You can get pregnant if you're in a hot tub where a man has ejaculated.

    False. Plus, who is cranking off in a hot tub? Ew.
    True, that's how I was conceived
  6. 6. What combination of drugs is called a "snow ball"?

    Crack and amphetamine combo
    Cocaine and heroin combo
  7. 7. What sex act is called a "snow ball"?

    Kissing someone with a mouthful of ejaculate
    Sniffing cocaine off someone's testicles
  8. 8. What method of cocaine ingestion is called "everclear"?

  9. 9. What are "Sherms"?

    Psychedelic mushrooms
  10. 10. What is a "gorilla mask"?

    A sexual act where one ejaculates onto the face of his partner, then tosses handfull of freshly trimmed pubic hair onto the face of his partner
    A person so hideous their sexual partner asks them to wear a costume gorilla mask to cover his or her face
  11. 11. Has anyone in the history of forever actually performed a "gorilla mask"?

    Yes, probably
    No way

    C'mon seriously. You KNOW that's something that's just on

  12. 12. "Jenkem" is:

    A synthetic mix of MDMA and heroin
    An inhalant used by street children in Zambia that caused a moral panic in the U.S.
  13. 13. A "rainbow party" is:

    When you drink every color of liquor and puke up a rainbow
    A teen sex party involving oral sex and various shades of lipstick
  14. 14. True or false: only men produce smegma.




  15. 15. "Butt-chugging" refers to:

    A whole lot of anal intercourse
    Ingesting alcohol through a funnel hose to your anus
  16. 16. Third base is....

    Hands down the pants groping (male or female)
  17. 17. In the gay sex "hankerchief code", wearing a green hanky means you're:

    Into oral sex only
    A prostitute
  18. 18. Crystal meth is made from which common drug store item?

  19. 19. What U.S. law contains the portion on meth that requires showing a driver's license to buy Sudafed?

    The Patriot Act
    The Rockerfeller laws
  20. 20. What sex move is "the stranger"?

    Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep before masturbating
    Sending a text asking for sex to a random number in your friend's phone
  21. 21. What fruit can you easily make a marijuana bong out of?

  22. 22. What is a "donkey punch"?

    Getting kicked out of a Tijuana donkey show for drunkenly fighting with the bouncer
    Punching your partner in the back of his or her head just before climax to achieve a startled tightening of the scphinchter
  23. 23. Which of these image is a marijuana plant?

  24. 24. True or false: bath salts can still be legally purchased.

  25. 25. What sex move is a "blumpkin"?

    Performing oral sex while someone is on the toilet, taking a dump
    Leaving a small turd under your partner's sheets after sex for him or her to discover later

Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Sex & Drugs?

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You're not exactly the most used car on the lot, but you know.... things. Bad things.

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Jesus Christ, were you raised an opium den that doubled as a whorehouse?

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Oh boy, where did you learn all this? Eeesh! You're not exactly the worst out there, but DAYUM.

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