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Poll: Are Your Bathroom Habits Weird?

Find out if what you're doing in the poo chamber is normal or not.

  1. 1. Do you look at your poop before you flush?

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1. Do you look at your poop before you flush?
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    Of course — I want to observe my masterpiece
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    Ew, no
  1. 2. Do you pee in the shower?

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2. Do you pee in the shower?
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    Yes, frequently
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    Only rarely
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    No
  1. 3. On the toilet, which hand to you wipe with?

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3. On the toilet, which hand to you wipe with?
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    My left
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    My right
  1. 4. Women: do you change your tampon after going No. 2?

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4. Women: do you change your tampon after going No. 2?
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    Yes, always
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    Only if it's time to change it anyway
  1. 5. Do you take your pants all the way off to poop?

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5. Do you take your pants all the way off to poop?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. 6. Men: what do you do with your pants when standing to pee?

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6. Men: what do you do with your pants when standing to pee?
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    Pull them down part of the way
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    Only undo the fly
  1. 7. Do you text on the toilet?

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7. Do you text on the toilet?
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    Hell yeah!
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    No, that would be rude
  1. 8. Do you talk on the phone on the toilet?

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8. Do you talk on the phone on the toilet?
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    Yes
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    Yes, but I wait till I'm off the phone to flush so they don't know
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    No, that'd be rude
  1. 9. Do you take your shirt off to poop?

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9. Do you take your shirt off to poop?
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    Yes, at home
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    Literally wut?
  1. 10. Do you sit or stand to wipe?

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10. Do you sit or stand to wipe?
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    Sit
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    Stand
  1. 11. How do you handle the toilet paper?

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11. How do you handle the toilet paper?
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    Fold it
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    Wad it up in a big ball
  1. 12. Do you poop outside of your home?

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12. Do you poop outside of your home?
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    Of course — I can go anywhere when I'm sliding into second and I feel it start to beckon
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    No, I have CPABH (can't poop anywhere but home)
  1. 13. I wash my hands:

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13. I wash my hands:
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    Always
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    Always in a public restroom, but I sometimes skip it at home if I only peed
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    Meh, sometimes
  1. 14. When you're washing your hands:

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14. When you're washing your hands:
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    Wet them first, then squirt on soap
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    Put the soap on while still dry
  1. 15. Men: when peeing at a urinal, do you use:

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15. Men: when peeing at a urinal, do you use:
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    One hand
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    Both hands
  1. 16. After a No. 2 at home, do you:

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16. After a No. 2 at home, do you:
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    Light a match
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    Light a candle
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    Both
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    Neither
  1. 17. Men: do you aim your urine stream to "write" things or aim at certain things?

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17. Men: do you aim your urine stream to "write" things or aim at certain things?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. 18. At public toilets, do you:

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18. At public toilets, do you:
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    Sit right on the seat
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    Hover
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    Put toilet paper on the seat
  1. 19. Should the toilet paper roll:

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19. Should the toilet paper roll:
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    Have the paper come from the top.
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    Have the paper come from the bottom.
  1. 20. If you're going #2 when your family/roommates are home, do you:

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20. If you're going #2 when your family/roommates are home, do you:
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    Run the sink to cover the noise
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    Run the shower to cover the noise
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    Just go for it
  1. 21. Talking at the urinal is:

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21. Talking at the urinal is:
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    Fine, if it's a friend
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    Never OK
  1. 22. When someone knocks on the bathroom door, you say:

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22. When someone knocks on the bathroom door, you say:
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    "Just a minute!"
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    "Someone's in here!"