1. This guy who doesn't give a fuck what time you're supposed to eat that chocolate.
2. This punk pigeon.
3. This freeform Oreo eater.
4. This little badass who isn't afraid to admit what he's done.
5. This car.
6. This YouTube commenter who will quote whoever the fuck he wants.
7. This guy who just won the console wars.
8. This madman who never listens to anyone.
9. This photographer who doesn't care about the bullshit rules of society.
10. This scofflaw who will go where she wants.
11. This guy who is dismantling the system one touch at a time.
12. This brave towel-puller.
13. This bird who will make his own choices.
14. This speeder.
15. This aircraft toucher.
16. The man who won't let The Man tell him how to think.
17. This man whose quest for relaxation will not be stopped at any cost.
19. These potatoes who will do whatever the fuck they want, wherever they want.
21. The person who gave two middle fingers to the world as he or she cut this cornbread.
22. The Canadian who doesn't care aboot bending the rules.
23. This man who just wants to watch the world burn.
24. This unicyclist who is scooting by on a technicality.
25. This extremely fucked up rebel.
26. This hardened gangster.
27. This fucking gull.
In a previous version, item #21 identified the food substance as cake. Upon the advice of several readers, as well as our own further examination, we believe the food substance to be, in fact, cornbread.