3. This freeform Oreo eater.
7. This guy who just won the console wars.
9. This photographer who doesn’t care about the bullshit rules of society.
10. This scofflaw who will go where she wants.
11. This guy who is dismantling the system one touch at a time.
13. This bird who will make his own choices.
14. This speeder.
18. This beverage that crosses the rubicon into anarchy.
19. These potatoes who will do whatever the fuck they want, wherever they want.
26. This hardened gangster.
In a previous version, item #21 identified the food substance as cake. Upon the advice of several readers, as well as our own further examination, we believe the food substance to be, in fact, cornbread.
- Jury deadlocked in trial of Michael Slager, former South Carolina police officer charged with murder in fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- Donald Trump and his supporters have filed lawsuits to stop Jill Stein's vote recount in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
- Mall of America, the largest mall in the country, is hosting its first ever black Santa 🎅🏿