On the bright side, maybe Ashton will contract pancreatic cancer too.
— Phillip Uraness (@DrFingerblaster) April 2, 2012
The upside of Ashton Kutcher playing Jobs is we get to watch him grow old and die of prostate cancer.
— Ken Schafer (@kenschafer) April 2, 2012
So can Ashton Kutcher die of the same cancer that Steve Jobs died from. #AOTS
— Joseph Molina (@jmolina0601) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher will play a young Steve Jobs. Hopefully he fully embraces the role by getting Cancer.
— FkCoolers (@FkCoolers) April 2, 2012
I love that Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie. Only way he should be like Jobs is dying painfully of cancer.
— IHM (@GospelOfIHM) April 2, 2012
The best part about Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs will be that he dies too, right?
— The Blowout (@theblowout) April 2, 2012
If Steve Jobs knew Ashton Kutcher would one day play him in a movie, he would've never died... ever.
— Charlie Bonomo (@CharlieBonomo) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie, which is pretty cool because we’ll get to see him die.
— Weekday Update (@Weekday_update) April 2, 2012
Whatever it takes to watch him die. RT @screenrant: Ashton Kutcher to Play Apple's Steve Jobs in 'Jobs' Biopic screenrant.com/a6U
— Marc (@mleif) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher portraying Steve Jobs is just him teasing me with the idea of his death. #whyareyoufamous #goaway
— Tyler Kellner (@tylerkellner) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in an upcoming film. If they want it to be successful, the whole movie should be the death scene.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in a bipic. Sadly most audience members already can't wait for the death scene. #terriblecasting
— Dan Moran (@DanJMoran) April 1, 2012