On the bright side, maybe Ashton will contract pancreatic cancer too.â€” Phillip Uraness (@DrFingerblaster) April 2, 2012
The upside of Ashton Kutcher playing Jobs is we get to watch him grow old and die of prostate cancer.â€” Ken Schafer (@kenschafer) April 2, 2012
So can Ashton Kutcher die of the same cancer that Steve Jobs died from. #AOTSâ€” Joseph Molina (@jmolina0601) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher will play a young Steve Jobs. Hopefully he fully embraces the role by getting Cancer.â€” FkCoolers (@FkCoolers) April 2, 2012
I love that Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie. Only way he should be like Jobs is dying painfully of cancer.â€” IHM (@GospelOfIHM) April 2, 2012
The best part about Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs will be that he dies too, right?â€” The Blowout (@theblowout) April 2, 2012
If Steve Jobs knew Ashton Kutcher would one day play him in a movie, he would’ve never died… ever.â€” Charlie Bonomo (@CharlieBonomo) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie, which is pretty cool because weâ€™ll get to see him die.â€” Weekday Update (@Weekday_update) April 2, 2012
Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in an upcoming film. If they want it to be successful, the whole movie should be the death scene.â€” Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 2, 2012
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