4. Maybe…… WAIT, NOPE
5. From the site’s “Philosophy” section, it appears to be…. *puts on glasses, squints* why, it’s a the most pristine specimen of Nopius Nopeum I’ve ever seen!
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- Yalla! You can now download a new Arab emoji keyboard that includes a belly dancer, Oman Chips, and more 👏