4. Maybe…… WAIT, NOPE
5. From the site’s “Philosophy” section, it appears to be…. *puts on glasses, squints* why, it’s a the most pristine specimen of Nopius Nopeum I’ve ever seen!
- Athletes probably won't break records at the Rio Olympics. In most events, top performers have already reached the limits of human biology, scientists say.
- Some Bernie-or-Busters protested Hillary Clinton's DNC speech, but a tightly organized plan — from chants to secret allies — kept heckling off TV.
- Sixteen people died after a hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in Texas Saturday.