Nixon's Biggest Mistake: Letting Teens Vote

    President Nixon has made the boneheaded mistake of signing an extension of the 26th Amendment which lowers the voting age from 21 to 18 in all states. That means we're letting TEENAGERS vote. These kids are awful!

    Pretty sure they're stoned all the time

    They just wanna hang out with their friends

    All they care about is talking on the phone

    They can't even pay attention in class

    They're susceptible to undue influence by older people

    They don't behave properly around politicians

    They don't give a damn about their bad reputations

    They just skateboard around

    They're a bunch of burnouts with poor social skills